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[prosopopoeia]

NAME: MARIE DELACROIX
SPOUSE: ANDREW RYAN

• Marie Delacroix DOES NOT permit the integration of Artificial Intelligence of any recognizable sentience into the household.
• Marie Delacroix RESERVES the RIGHT to summarily assassinate her husband in the events of:
  1. Collusion with SHODAN, or
  2. Collusion with any of SHODAN's agents, including but not limited to:
  1. Hackers of unknown affiliation.
  2. SHODAN sympathizers.
  3. The annelids.
  4. Annelid hosts.
  3. Take over of any kind, including but not limited to:
  1. Body parasite.
  2. Telepathic control.
  4. Implementation of any totalitarian policies, regardless of:
  1. Rhetoric.
  2. Financial Gain.
• Marie Delacroix DOES NOT permit the introduction of any unvetted personnel into her private apartments, which will be retained indefinitely.
• Marie Delacroix DOES NOT permit the share of classified information with any individuals of unknown affiliation.
• In the event of hostile attack on the city, Marie Delacroix WILL insist:
  1. The interests of mankind be protected.
  2. She not be inhibited from pursuit of this goal in any manner.
• Marie Delacroix IS NOT responsible to Andrew Ryan for any damages incurred while in protection of herself or others.
• Marriage contract is VOID in the disregard of any stipulations above.
• In the event of marriage termination, Marie Delacroix WILL retain:
  1. The contents of her apartment, indisputably.
  2. The rights of classification attached to her work and resultant data.
  3. The contents of her personal bank account, indisputably.
  4. The contents of her personal armory, indisputably.
• Should these terms be disregarded, assassination may or may not be immediately required, at Marie Delacroix's discretion.


SIGNATORY: Marie Delacroix_________
SPOUSE: ________________________
WITNESS1: ________________________
WITNESS2: ________________________

NAME: ANDREW RYAN
SPOUSE: MARIE DELACROIX

• Andrew Ryan reserves the right to divorce and/or assassinate his partner in the event that:
  1. Partner plans/attempts to kill him.
  2. Partner plans/attempts to seize control of his personal assets and properties.
  3. Partner enters into the marriage contract under false pretenses, including but not limited to:
     1. Financial gain
     2. Attempted manipulation or control of monetary, physical, or emotional matters.
• Andrew Ryan maintains full control over any personal assets and properties, and, in the event of divorce, both parties agree to make no claim to the property of the other party.
• In the event of separation, annulment, or dissolution of marriage, neither party is entitled to receive any money from the other in the form of spousal support.
• Andrew Ryan maintains the rights to any intellectual property or work.
• The marriage contract is void in the event that:
  1. Partner shares Andrew Ryan's personal or classified information with any individuals or
  2. Partner uses Andrew Ryan's intellectual property for personal financial gain.
  3. Partner becomes pregnant.
  
  
  SIGNATORY: Andrew Ryan_________
  SPOUSE: ________________________
  WITNESS1: ________________________
  WITNESS2: ________________________

Comments

[Audio]

[rianofski]

Are you entirely certain this had to be made public?

[Audio]

[prosopopoeia]

It would be my preference to keep my private affairs private, but zhe City and its deities 'ave a frequent problem with compliance as such.

Re: [Audio]

[rianofski]

Then I suppose I can't blame you, though I imagine a fair amount of the residents of the City will find our prenuptial stipulations... strange, to say the least.

[Audio]

[prosopopoeia]

Zheir opinions are duly disregarded.

Re: [Audio]

[rianofski]

Disregarded, but irritating, nonetheless.

accidental audio:

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

...the fuck did I just read?

[prosopopoeia]

An agreement.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

A very deranged agreement.

[prosopopoeia]

A simple one, for all its stipulations.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

You are both made for each other. [And by that, she means batshit cray-cray.]

Audio

[rianofski]

Do you find it somehow disturbing? I admit, it wasn't intentionally made public.

Audio

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

There's an assassination clause. What kind of sane prenup comes with an assassination clause?

Re: Audio

[rianofski]

One which takes into account all possible ramifications resulting from the marriage. At least the assassination clause is mutual.

Audio

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

But it's still an assassination clause.

[Of all the things for this girl to find disturbing...]

[intheblanks]

Wow, you're both terrifying.

[prosopopoeia]

I suppose so.

[intheblanks]

I wish I didn't find that hot.

[prosopopoeia]

[...What does it say about her that she finds that more charming now that she's engaged to be married... She's just going to take out a cigarete now and ignore that.]

You are determinedly inappropriate.

Just gonna jump on in here...

[rianofski]

You could put it that way. You could also call it eminently practical, which I think we choose to.

[intheblanks]

Actually you've pretty much invalidated all the reasons which make marriage a practical arrangement. Which means this must be your version of wild romance.

[rianofski]

Which reasons? I admit, I've never been an enthusiastic proponent of marriage.

Private

[worldofourown]

That has to be one of the most beautifully-drawn contracts I've seen.

Private

[prosopopoeia]

Tch.

Private

[worldofourown]

As beautifully expressive as ever.

Your Husband-To-Be must approve.

Private

[prosopopoeia]

Zhat is no business of yours.