aperfectthird: ([hermes] we make a good team)
Percy Weasley ([personal profile] aperfectthird) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-09-27 06:17 am

19 → [audio]

[The feed cuts in mid-sentence, and there's a scratching of a pen in the background. Just for your convenience, dear readers, please remember that red is Percy, and blue is Angela.]

- eally don’t need the owl!

What if I do?

How often do you get things by wizarding post?

Who said anything about the mail? I could use it at work.

For what, precisely?

Getting things off high shelves. It’d be safer than the stepladder.

You don’t use an owl to fetch things! That’s why people have dogs.

I bet he wouldn’t mind. [A whistle, like one calls for a dog. A moment of silence, followed by a fluttering of feathers and Angela’s laughter.] See?

...He only did that because he thinks you’re pretty.

You make that sound like a federal crime.

What’s a federal cri -

[There’s the sound of a few kisses.]

You know what else people use to get stuff off high shelves?

What’s that?

Tall guys.

Suddenly our marriage makes so much more sense.

Wait... you thought it had any sense to begin with?

[There’s a little more laughter and a few more kisses, and the feed ends.]

[ooc: responses will be coming from [personal profile] thenormalsquint and myself!]
hexuality: (humour; shining example)

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[personal profile] hexuality 2012-10-13 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Some vague, offhand gesture.]

She thought the bridesmaid dresses were too low-cut.

[Then, a wicked grin.]

Harry didn't seem to mind.
hexuality: (no way; can't be; what.)

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[personal profile] hexuality 2012-10-13 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not flattering at all.
hexuality: (quiet smile; to the side)

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[personal profile] hexuality 2012-10-14 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, no one can outshine Fleur. Or Angela.
hexuality: (direct; an honesty here)

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[personal profile] hexuality 2012-10-15 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Merlin's beard, he's happy.]

As long as you're happy, Perce.