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poly_chromatic2012-09-27 06:17 am
aperfectthird) wrote in poly_chromatic2012-09-27 06:17 am
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[The feed cuts in mid-sentence, and there's a scratching of a pen in the background. Just for your convenience, dear readers, please remember that red is Percy, and blue is Angela.]
- eally don’t need the owl!
What if I do?
How often do you get things by wizarding post?
Who said anything about the mail? I could use it at work.
For what, precisely?
Getting things off high shelves. It’d be safer than the stepladder.
You don’t use an owl to fetch things! That’s why people have dogs.
I bet he wouldn’t mind. [A whistle, like one calls for a dog. A moment of silence, followed by a fluttering of feathers and Angela’s laughter.] See?
...He only did that because he thinks you’re pretty.
You make that sound like a federal crime.
What’s a federal cri -
[There’s the sound of a few kisses.]
You know what else people use to get stuff off high shelves?
What’s that?
Tall guys.
Suddenly our marriage makes so much more sense.
Wait... you thought it had any sense to begin with?
[There’s a little more laughter and a few more kisses, and the feed ends.]
[ooc: responses will be coming fromthenormalsquint and myself!]
- eally don’t need the owl!
What if I do?
How often do you get things by wizarding post?
Who said anything about the mail? I could use it at work.
For what, precisely?
Getting things off high shelves. It’d be safer than the stepladder.
You don’t use an owl to fetch things! That’s why people have dogs.
I bet he wouldn’t mind. [A whistle, like one calls for a dog. A moment of silence, followed by a fluttering of feathers and Angela’s laughter.] See?
...He only did that because he thinks you’re pretty.
You make that sound like a federal crime.
What’s a federal cri -
[There’s the sound of a few kisses.]
You know what else people use to get stuff off high shelves?
What’s that?
Tall guys.
Suddenly our marriage makes so much more sense.
Wait... you thought it had any sense to begin with?
[There’s a little more laughter and a few more kisses, and the feed ends.]
[ooc: responses will be coming from
thenormalsquint and myself!]
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[DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW?]
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Is everything all right?
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Are you quite all right?
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Sorry.
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[She is sure she is going to get it in the end.]
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[NEUTRAL.]
What face? Nothing but freckles.
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[SMILING. HARD.]
And you?
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I'm well, thank you.
[A glance aside, towards Angela.]
Better than fine, in fact.
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Yes, I can see that. So how's, erm, being married?
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When did the engagement... happen?
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And you didn't think to tell me?
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- we decided to keep it to ourselves for now.
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[He glances to either side, lowers his voice.]
Return home, alone.
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[That... would be a problem.]
People come back loads of times, though. Look at me.
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I can't say for sure, but I hope so.
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Oh—no, I didn't mean it like that, Percy.
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I know you didn't mean anything offensive by it. It's fine.
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[He winces slightly.]
I will say, I don't miss being told that Mum's food must be sub-par because I clearly wasn't eating any of it.
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[...wait.
>|]
How much skin were you showing?
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She thought the bridesmaid dresses were too low-cut.
[Then, a wicked grin.]
Harry didn't seem to mind.
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[SO. VERY. DISAPPROVING.]
The bridesmaids' dresses for our wedding will be turtlenecked.
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I don't believe they're meant to be, so you don't outshine the bride.
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[Another glance to the side, looking at Angela.]
Certainly not Angela.
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As long as you're happy, Perce.
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