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25TH FLIGHT ➥ VIDEO;

( the device has been strategically placed to record the following couple of seconds, which might be better described as a "fucking disaster". the camera remains fixed on one of the walls to the kogarasumaru base and it's almost boring because it's about half a minute of looking at nothing but a brick wall. )

—Waaauuughhhhh!!

( then, in one blaze of screaming and rubble, ikki comes bursting through what was just a wall about 30 seconds ago, arms failing before colliding hard against the ground. for a moment, he doesn't nothing but lay against the ground in a crumpled and pathetic heap, but it really only lasts a moment before he's picking himself back up and turning towards the skateboard that he had been riding. yeah, a skateboard that'll never been ridden again because it snapped in half. )

Fuuuuuuck!! There's not enough room in there!!

( a pause as he pulls at his face with dirty hands. )

It needs to be bigger! ( another pause and then he's turning towards the device, finger outstretched. you know, like the crashing bit never happened. )

YO NETWORK! THAT'S HOW A GOD RIDES A SKATEBOARD! DID IT BRING A TEAR TO YOUR EYE? OF COURSE IT DID AND YOU CAN OFFER UP TRIBUTE BY DONATING SOME FREAKIN' EXPLOSIVES. YOU CAN'T EXPECT MY MINIONS TO REBUILD IN THIS KIND OF CONDITION!

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I'll keep that in mind for the future. If I see any gods attempting to ride skateboards without breaking them as well as a wall, I'll direct them gently toward the correct method.

( loudly clapping his hands together! )

Don't even accept them as a god if they cannot do such a simple task! Only mere mortals could fail here!

Does one inform the other?

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SORRY FOR DELAY, i have crappy weekends at work.

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IT'S FINE I've done much worse vis. late tags.

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You did it wrong.

Edited 2012-09-27 00:24 (UTC)

No, I did it perfectly!!

If you broke the skateboard, you did it wrong. You're supposed to flow on it, ride smoothly like you're floating.

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I don't think we need explosives.

But I want explosives.

Wouldn't it be easier to just get a bigger building?

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That is one way to take down a wall. Explosives usually do work better though.

With a bigger BOOM!, right?

Exactly and with less injury to oneself.

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[ O ]

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Are you okay?!

Yeah, of course!

( it's only a little bit of blood. )

But ...................... [ !!! ]

Why would you do something like that?

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[Well, that was certainly. Loud.]

I'm pretty sure there are better ways to deal with that sort of thing than resorting to explosives.

Oh yeah? And like what?

What the shit—IF WE'RE REBUILDING IT YOU'RE BUILDING WITH US.

The hell're you even doing on a skateboard?

I BUILT MOST OF IT. DEAD AND ALONE.

YOU CAN REPAIR A FUCKING WALL!

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Testing a ramp.

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You should practice before you talk! You broke the skateboard.

[That poor, beautiful skateboard.]

It wasn't me! It's the skateboard!

The shit's flimsy!!

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oh my god
that was so lame i nearly cried

OI OI OI! I don't wanna hear shit outta you, Red Text Guy!

You couldn't do any better if someone held your hand through it!

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video; AFTER A LONG WEEKEND. . !!

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Maybe you could just learn how to crash instead?

Whoa, whoa. Excuse you.

Crashing is a talent.

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