crowing: (can't let anyone hold us down。)
南 樹 ・ 「イッキ」 ([personal profile] crowing) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-09-26 06:54 pm

25TH FLIGHT ➥ VIDEO;

( the device has been strategically placed to record the following couple of seconds, which might be better described as a "fucking disaster". the camera remains fixed on one of the walls to the kogarasumaru base and it's almost boring because it's about half a minute of looking at nothing but a brick wall. )

—Waaauuughhhhh!!

( then, in one blaze of screaming and rubble, ikki comes bursting through what was just a wall about 30 seconds ago, arms failing before colliding hard against the ground. for a moment, he doesn't nothing but lay against the ground in a crumpled and pathetic heap, but it really only lasts a moment before he's picking himself back up and turning towards the skateboard that he had been riding. yeah, a skateboard that'll never been ridden again because it snapped in half. )

Fuuuuuuck!! There's not enough room in there!!

( a pause as he pulls at his face with dirty hands. )

It needs to be bigger! ( another pause and then he's turning towards the device, finger outstretched. you know, like the crashing bit never happened. )

YO NETWORK! THAT'S HOW A GOD RIDES A SKATEBOARD! DID IT BRING A TEAR TO YOUR EYE? OF COURSE IT DID AND YOU CAN OFFER UP TRIBUTE BY DONATING SOME FREAKIN' EXPLOSIVES. YOU CAN'T EXPECT MY MINIONS TO REBUILD IN THIS KIND OF CONDITION!
infernoandhearth: (Grin)

[personal profile] infernoandhearth 2012-09-27 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'll keep that in mind for the future. If I see any gods attempting to ride skateboards without breaking them as well as a wall, I'll direct them gently toward the correct method.
theshinjukucroc: (Huh?)

[personal profile] theshinjukucroc 2012-09-27 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
You did it wrong.
Edited 2012-09-27 00:24 (UTC)
sixwinged: (akito → there are sharkly things here)

video;

[personal profile] sixwinged 2012-09-27 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think we need explosives.
indecent_butterfly: (Your stupidity is astounding)

[personal profile] indecent_butterfly 2012-09-27 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
That is one way to take down a wall. Explosives usually do work better though.
sixwinged: (akito → +ikki; look at him cry)

video;

[personal profile] sixwinged 2012-09-27 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't it be easier to just get a bigger building?
infernoandhearth: (Silly)

[personal profile] infernoandhearth 2012-09-27 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Does one inform the other?
theshinjukucroc: (Don't Care)

[personal profile] theshinjukucroc 2012-09-27 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
If you broke the skateboard, you did it wrong. You're supposed to flow on it, ride smoothly like you're floating.
indecent_butterfly: (How cute)

[personal profile] indecent_butterfly 2012-09-27 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly and with less injury to oneself.
theshinjukucroc: (Packs A Day)

[personal profile] theshinjukucroc 2012-09-27 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said. Doing it wrong.
sixwinged: (akito → lighter than air)

video;

[personal profile] sixwinged 2012-09-27 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Right, okay.

So you're going to take down the walls with-- explosives, then build up new walls a few feet away from where the old walls were?
theshinjukucroc: (Well Fuck It)

[personal profile] theshinjukucroc 2012-09-27 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm the one who can ride a skateboard correctly, Storm King.

[Yeah...not even annoyed.]
indecent_butterfly: (Say that again?)

[personal profile] indecent_butterfly 2012-09-27 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Not to the great god Ikki, One is quite certain. Others perhaps are not as...talented.
mortemscintilla: ♥ I'll follow you until you love me, papa-paparazzi (Li - Whoa Calm Down)

[personal profile] mortemscintilla 2012-09-27 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
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Are you okay?!
theshinjukucroc: (Huh?)

[personal profile] theshinjukucroc 2012-09-27 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
After all the shit I've been through and that's what you focus on?

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