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[boutant]

There's sand in my popcorn.

[ A slight shrug, and she dumps the handful before setting the bucket aside. She seems to have not noticed the fact that she's wearing makeup, a short red dress, or fishnets. Instead, she's acting like it's a totally normal day. And it is. It's just... sexier than usual. ]

I guess I shouldn't be eating popcorn before lunch anyway. I'll pick some more up later; hopefully it'll be sand-free.

((ooc: Feel free to reply to her post or to bump into her out and about; she'll be buying herself some popcorn and doing a few other things before heading home. Also this is why I shouldn't write posts at 2 am.))

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[aperfectthird]

I'm sure George would appreciate it.

[Because remember, Weasley, she's taken. It doesn't matter how good those red lips look or how long her legs are.]

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[boutant]

He appreciated the fishnets.

[ Sorry about your brain, Percy. If it helps, she's now frowning. ]

And Fred is screeching and calling me fat. I think he needs his eyes checked.

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[aperfectthird]

[There's some mental clawing of eyes there.]

I think he does, too. And people say I have bad eyesight.

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[boutant]

There isn't some sort of spell that could fix that?

[ Oh, here comes curiosity time. ]/small>

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[aperfectthird]

I believe St. Mungo's does have a procedure to fix eyesight, yes, but it is extremely delicate and very expensive, well out of the range of most witches or wizards.

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[boutant]

Do wizards have their own version of medical school, then?

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[aperfectthird]

Sixth and seventh-year students at Hogwarts can choose to focus on intensive healing courses if they so desire, and then it's likely they'll move on to an internship at St. Mungo's or another magical hospital for an internship.

Is that what you mean?

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[boutant]

... Something like that.

[ Note to self: never go to a wizard doctor. ]

Back where I'm from, it takes something like eight years. Four years of pre-med, then four years of medical school and whatever you're going to focus on. I think.

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[aperfectthird]

I suppose it's a lot more difficult without magic. More guesswork.

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[boutant]

It can be harder to diagnose things, yeah. Doctors are also really afraid of getting things wrong, because people are sue-happy, and then little things can get super expensive.

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[aperfectthird]

'Sue-happy?'

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[boutant]

Oh, uh-- lawsuits.

[ Percy please tell her you know what a lawsuit is... ]

Legal action against the doctor?

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[aperfectthird]

Oh, yes, of course. Yes, I can imagine without a magical diagnosis, it's much easier to get things wrong.

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[boutant]

There are tests, of course, but those aren't always accurate. It's a little unnerving sometimes.

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[aperfectthird]

[Memo: never go to a Muggle doctor.]

I sincerely hope I never fall ill in this city.

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[boutant]

If you do, ask after Dr. Wilson or Dr. Chase. They're good at what they do, in my experience.

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[aperfectthird]

Dr. Chase. He's the one who posted those - pictures to the network, isn't he?

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[boutant]

The x-rays?

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[aperfectthird]

Yes. Those.

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[boutant]

Yeah, that's him. He has some interesting stories, too.

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[aperfectthird]

I presume by 'interesting' you mean 'ones you wish you hadn't heard.'

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[boutant]

... Well, I thought they were interesting, but possibly.

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[aperfectthird]

We all have different definitions of 'interesting.' My brothers, for instance, feel that flinging themselves about on a broom is quite interesting.

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[boutant]

Your sister does, too. [ Just saying. ]

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[aperfectthird]

Which is another thing I will never, ever understand.