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There's sand in my popcorn.

[ A slight shrug, and she dumps the handful before setting the bucket aside. She seems to have not noticed the fact that she's wearing makeup, a short red dress, or fishnets. Instead, she's acting like it's a totally normal day. And it is. It's just... sexier than usual. ]

I guess I shouldn't be eating popcorn before lunch anyway. I'll pick some more up later; hopefully it'll be sand-free.

((ooc: Feel free to reply to her post or to bump into her out and about; she'll be buying herself some popcorn and doing a few other things before heading home. Also this is why I shouldn't write posts at 2 am.))

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Did you just confuse me for a prostitute?

... Did you call me fat, too?

[ Today, the latter is obviously the most important question. ]

No. The wear on the hem of your dress and on the skin of your upper legs is too thin to suggest the common excursions of a veteran sex worker.

But the nutritional advantages of a mainstream cinema diet remain noteworthy.

Thank you. I think. Because I definitely have no interest in becoming a sex worker.

[ Just so that's clear. ]

It was just a snack.

How you remove your body from anything resembling an appropriate state of functionality is entirely up to you.

How do you prefer to do it?

Beyond the watch and care of impressionable youths of the female persuasion.

I would argue, but I'm busy being ridiculously good looking.

Ah, yes. Ridiculousness deserves priority.

It's not every day that you wake up and realize that you're incredibly attractive.

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