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[charring]

[Charlie's trying so hard to sound professional, here. Calm. Cool. Collected but fffff this sand is everywhere.]

Until further notice, The Jasmine Dragon is closed. The staff apologizes for any--[and there is a whoosh, the sound of something small and granular skidding across a floor and a thud followed by Charlie swearing.] I'm alright! Stupid sand.

[And apparently screw professionalism, too. Falling sucks.] The shops closed unless you guys feel brave enough to drink a steaming hot cup of sand. Or want sand cookies to go with it.

[There is a groan, a muffled 'ow', and the feed cuts off. She'll be here for a good long while, trying to clean and salvage what she can. Which is fuck-all.]

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[threeolives]

[ Well damn. ]

Everything okay over there? Sand problems aside.

Voice

[charring]

I stepped in a hole that wasn't there before. Fell through a chair that is now partly sand.

This is frustrating.

Voice

[threeolives]

That's... worrying. It just keeps getting worse, doesn't it?

Voice

[charring]

Yeah. I give up on sweeping. Seriously. This is just...bullshit.

Voice

[threeolives]

I'd offer you someplace to get away from it, but I'm struggling with a desert of an apartment myself at the moment.

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[notelegrams]

On the road to ultimate surrender, capitalism is a surprising first victim.

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[charring]

[What even?]

Or...this could just be an extended curse ruining everyone's day.

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[notelegrams]

You closed your doors at the first challenge.

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[charring]

By necessity. All of the tea has turned to sand and there's none to be found elsewhere. Plus the furniture is falling apart.

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[socoolbrewster]

[OHEY look who's playing the smirk monster again.]

You alright over there with the balance problems?

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[charring]

Yes! Yes, I am.

[Also, shit now he knows where she works.]

Random hole in the floor.

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[socoolbrewster]

[Dangerous information, that.]

Uh-huh. Maybe you should look before you leap. Wouldn't want you breaking anything.

[OH SO SINCERE only way less well-intentioned.]

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[charring]

[Her life sucks.]

That's the thing; the floor is usually flawless. There's nothing to look or leap for. Except now.

[She turns the camera to the floor. It's riddled with small holes and cracks and of course, sand.]

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[latenightfondue]

Y'okay there, Lena? Never like to hear a lady's down on the floor unless it's for a good cause.

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[charring]

I'm fine. Just embarrassed. [And she bruised her ass but she's not about to mention that.] And the Dragon is falling apart.

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[latenightfondue]

[ Looking around her at the surroundings. ] Does look worse than the last time I saw it. Need any helping digging yourself out?

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[charring]

That would be amazing and appreciated, Howard. Thank you so much. My arms are seconds from falling off from all the sweeping, I just know it.

[coyote_walking]

It is ridiculous, isn't it?

[charring]

Pretty damn ridiculous. I feel like I've been sweeping for hours and just more sand keeps showing.

[coyote_walking]

I hear you. I'm afraid to touch anything.

[charring]

Same. Or use anything.

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[yourbestguysgun]

[ He turns up at the Jasmine Dragon about ten minutes later. ] Hey sweetheart, need a hand cleaning up?

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[charring]

I would love the extra help. I think I bruised my ass. [She says this with a faint trace of amusement. Mostly annoyance.]

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[yourbestguysgun]

[ With a grin. ] Point me to the broom cupboard.

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[charring]

Over there. [Pointing to a closet behind the counter.] I just...haven't opened it yet so I don't know if it's drowning in sand or not. This broom was out already.