poly_chromatic | 029 - The Best Of The Worst People

[ The patio at Phantomhive has a circular pool set into it. The water, lit from within, throws dappled reflections on a pale body. Karl's. He sits, insouciant and exposed, at the edge of a diving board. Hair and skin wet--dripping. The shimmery light makes his bare shoulders into two pearly points. No scars anywhere, despite how often he's been sliced up. Chevaliers don't carry marks. ]

...I'm told nudity is a form of dress. Of course, the voices of decency and dignity would rush to disagree. [ Snort. ] Are the Deities trying to instill shame among the shameless? Or is the true purpose of this curse to afflict me with sunburn?

[ He yawns. Switches seamlessly to female form. Languidly, girl!Karl drops back onto her elbows, so her breasts stand up between her impudent face and the Network device's view. ]

If so, I reserve the right to laugh. My sunblock is waterproof. [ And his shame is ... shame-proof? ] Next time, dear Deities, let's pretend you have a speck of originality and use it. Lest the poor City should gouge its blushing eyes out.

[ In a blink, he reverts to his real form. Dives with a near-soundless plop into the pool. Feel free to look away or stare at your leisure. He's fairly easy on the eyes, if not woefully underfed. ]

[ Private to Solomon ]

If you don't come out of your room, I'm taking all your clothes and blankets away. And turning the air-conditioning to freezing.

[ Or just setting his hair on fire? ]

[ Private to Nathan ]

~~Do I even need to ask?~~

...Settling in fine?

[OOC: Cursed with Black Bars. Cover your eyes pls ;; ]

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[ Laughter. ]

You're so cursed right now, it's not even funny.

Cursed?

Don't try to cheapen this, Karl.

Don't give me so much credit.

I don't have to.

Karl, you're kinda being an ass.

I hope you behave better at the wedding.

Won't the bridesmaids protest at my violating the dress code?

I don't care what you're in, or not in, as long as you come. And not sure we even have bridesmaids. I think maybe Cain has one.

We have two best men. I really doubt they're going to complain, much.

[ Tch. ]

What's a wedding without bridesmaids?

I don't know many girls.... And like I said, I think Cain has one.

Is she pretty?

[ No, Karl, no. ]

I don't know.

I'm not paying attention to her.

Ah, of course. Your eyes are for your groom alone.

[ Headtilt. ]

You know, it's funny. He rather resembles you.

Resembles me?

Yeah.... We kinda do look alike. I told him that when we spoke before.

[ Smiiiiiirk. ]

Does he kiss nice?

That's something I'll be finding out when we wed.

And that's not a reason to marry someone, anyway.

So you're planning to wait?

[ Laffo. ]

On the contrary, I think it's highly important. That, and other things.

It's only a couple more hours, and it's not like Cain will break with tradition.

[Sigh.]

It's important to you because you're just looking to get banged for a night.

Your mutual restraint is admirable.

...This will, doubtlessly, shock you. But Diva and i never exactly had much 'deep conversation'.

[ Mostly playtime and fucking. Even that, his brothers got the lion's share of. ]

And that's probably you mocking me.

Hardly. Considering you, not much is gonna shock me. Especially the idea you and Diva just got down to it and fucked all the time.

There's not exactly much else to do.

What do you mean there isn't much else to do?

Did you start getting bored with old age, or what?

Precisely.

Bored. Or just insane.

You're both. But I don't get why being insane would mean sex is the only thing left in this world to enjoy.

You'll understand after you try it more than -- what is it? -- Once?

I only had time to try it once before she died on me and everything went to Hell.

My second experience here wasn't exactly a shining example of how fun it can be, either.

Could you just lay off a bit about that?

You poor creature.

But I'm sure Cain will change your mind about the fun. As long as he doesn't die too.

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