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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're all fucking pigs.

Let me tell you, shit, it stinks. And it stinks even worse down here - I'm in the fucking sewers so I mean literal shit and what the fuck are you assholes eating? God it's rank - that means you, the pleasant citizenry of building 6, lay off the fast fucking food and eat some god damn roughage already.

Holy shit is that an alligator-

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[sixwinged]

If you were going to play in the fucking sewers, you should have expected that, shithead.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm working here, you asshole.

[sixwinged]

Only idiots decide to work in sewers.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What, you think these jobs get done by magic? No fucking gratitude around here.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Why in the fuck are you in the god damn sewers?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Someone has to work in this pit.

[sixwinged]

In the City? I wouldn't be surprised if it was cleaned by fucking magic.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Gross.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well it isn't.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Get good grades.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Because it'll keep me out of the sewers?

[See, now she's just teasing a bit.] Seriously, though. Why are you down there? Are there monsters? Alligator doesn't count.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Working.

I don't fucking know, I saw the alligator and booked it.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

What an annoyingly vague answer. Getting out of there was probably smart. This is the City. That alligator was probably a bigger gator's baby.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What, you want details on my shitty job? I clean sewers, kid.

[harrydresden]

Sounds like time to invest in some Vicks and a noseplug.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

The Vicks doesn't do crap.

[rianofski]

I assume you've already been asked why you're in the sewers, but for the sake of redundancy, why are you in the sewers?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm working, oh, for fuck's sake.

[rianofski]

Mmm. I can appreciate hard work, although you're probably not being paid well enough if there's an alligator involved.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You fucking said it.

[rianofski]

As a matter of fact, are you getting paid at all?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

.....................no.

[rianofski]

[A pause.]

I was about to launch into a discussion on capitalism and the value of the free market, but I'm beginning to believe that you might be under the influence of a curse, at which point my discussion would be rendered moot.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[A PAUSE.]

Shit.

And not the kind I'm shoveling.

[harrydresden]

Well I could probably work up a smell blocking potion. Or... you could get out of the sewers.