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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're all fucking pigs.

Let me tell you, shit, it stinks. And it stinks even worse down here - I'm in the fucking sewers so I mean literal shit and what the fuck are you assholes eating? God it's rank - that means you, the pleasant citizenry of building 6, lay off the fast fucking food and eat some god damn roughage already.

Holy shit is that an alligator-

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Gross.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Get good grades.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Because it'll keep me out of the sewers?

[See, now she's just teasing a bit.] Seriously, though. Why are you down there? Are there monsters? Alligator doesn't count.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Working.

I don't fucking know, I saw the alligator and booked it.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

What an annoyingly vague answer. Getting out of there was probably smart. This is the City. That alligator was probably a bigger gator's baby.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What, you want details on my shitty job? I clean sewers, kid.