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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're all fucking pigs.

Let me tell you, shit, it stinks. And it stinks even worse down here - I'm in the fucking sewers so I mean literal shit and what the fuck are you assholes eating? God it's rank - that means you, the pleasant citizenry of building 6, lay off the fast fucking food and eat some god damn roughage already.

Holy shit is that an alligator-

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[rianofski]

As a matter of fact, are you getting paid at all?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

.....................no.

[rianofski]

[A pause.]

I was about to launch into a discussion on capitalism and the value of the free market, but I'm beginning to believe that you might be under the influence of a curse, at which point my discussion would be rendered moot.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[A PAUSE.]

Shit.

And not the kind I'm shoveling.

[rianofski]

Unfortunate.

[Can you hear him frowning?]

This may be an unwelcome question, but given the nature of some of the curses the City sees fit to throw at us, it can't hurt to ask. Are you actually able to stop doing the job?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I ran from the alligator but I don't think that counts.

[rianofski]

You know, I always thought alligators in the sewer were simply a myth.

[He clears his throat.]

Never mind. I suppose that's not pertinent now. Perhaps you should try to leave the sewer, unless, of course, you think you're likely to get any significant monetary compensation out of it.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're not a commie, are you?

[HE HAS HIS REASONS]

I can't.

[rianofski]

A commie?

[Oh, he's offended now.]

No, I'm not a communist. Socialism is the single worst idea to ever collectively strike humanity.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Good.

[rianofski]

And I suppose I don't need to ask you where your economic values lie, if you're so pleased by my disavowal of communism.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Red blooded American. I went through all the duck and cover shit. Down with the reds.

[None of this sounds very passionate.]

[rianofski]

I don't much care for the American government, either.

[Which is why he's glad it doesn't sound very passionate.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, well, who the fuck does?

[rianofski]

Patriots, politicians, and pushovers.