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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're all fucking pigs.

Let me tell you, shit, it stinks. And it stinks even worse down here - I'm in the fucking sewers so I mean literal shit and what the fuck are you assholes eating? God it's rank - that means you, the pleasant citizenry of building 6, lay off the fast fucking food and eat some god damn roughage already.

Holy shit is that an alligator-

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

I just said that!

[boutant]

Are you sure?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Am I sure I just said that?

[boutant]

Are you sure it's an alligator and not... I don't know, some trash?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Last time I checked trash doesn't chase you down a sewer.

[boutant]

I don't think alligators usually chase people, either.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You want to come down and see?

[boutant]

No thanks.