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[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're all fucking pigs.

Let me tell you, shit, it stinks. And it stinks even worse down here - I'm in the fucking sewers so I mean literal shit and what the fuck are you assholes eating? God it's rank - that means you, the pleasant citizenry of building 6, lay off the fast fucking food and eat some god damn roughage already.

Holy shit is that an alligator-

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[harrydresden]

There's potions for most things, but they don't last forever. Usually 24 hours.

You quit smoking or going down into sewers?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Smoking.

[harrydresden]

Well, let me know if you want to buy a potion.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're that mage, wizard, shit, whatever it was, right?

[harrydresden]

I assure you there was no shit involved.

Yeah I'm a Wizard.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Some guys have all the luck.

I heard about you.

[harrydresden]

There are other issues that make up for the lack of shit.

You've heard about me? [He didn't realize he'd been here long enough to get a reputation of any sort aside from maybe being the 'wet guy from the fountain']

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, wet guy from the fountain.

[harrydresden]

[If you could see him rubbing his temple right now. But you can't because he's fried the video on his communicator.]

Yeah that was me. That was linked with Wizard?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Nah I just pay attention to shit on the Network.

[harrydresden]

You have a proclivity toward shit, don't you?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Today it's my fucking curse.

[harrydresden]

Just today?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Today was enough.