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poly_chromatic2012-09-02 03:54 am
sickbeat) wrote in poly_chromatic2012-09-02 03:54 am
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[The device falls with a clatter to the ground, some feet away but still very conveniently pointed at Dave who appearifies out of fucking nowhere, bent double with shades sliding down his nose and he's coughing pretty severely. It's been about half a day since he tried to travel back in time, only to end up in what seemed more like an alternate dimension than another point in the timeline.
Unlike the icon, there is no blood and his shades aren't broken, but he's having a hard time breathing correctly. He seems to be somewhere in the City, with buildings looming tall. He leans against the wall and tries to get his bearings.]
What... the fuck... was that.
[He pushes his shades further up his nose to obscure red, red eyes. One last shuddering breath before it evens. He then moves to grab his device, frowning at the blinking red light. Fuck he so did not look cool just now. But fuck if he even cares. He switches it back to text, trying to appear REMARKABLY CALM and POSSIBLY FAILING.]
so its awesome that in all the introductory pamphlets and shit no one thought it would be kind of critical to mention the fucking other city floating around
do i have to wait for city geography 201 or something before i can find out about the advanced goings on and local haunts
well fuck you too professor numbnuts
[ooc | Some background info: Dave attempted to go back in time. Specifically, back to "when the clock was first built." Obviously, he can't do that, so he ended up in the Shadow City!]
Unlike the icon, there is no blood and his shades aren't broken, but he's having a hard time breathing correctly. He seems to be somewhere in the City, with buildings looming tall. He leans against the wall and tries to get his bearings.]
What... the fuck... was that.
[He pushes his shades further up his nose to obscure red, red eyes. One last shuddering breath before it evens. He then moves to grab his device, frowning at the blinking red light. Fuck he so did not look cool just now. But fuck if he even cares. He switches it back to text, trying to appear REMARKABLY CALM and POSSIBLY FAILING.]
so its awesome that in all the introductory pamphlets and shit no one thought it would be kind of critical to mention the fucking other city floating around
do i have to wait for city geography 201 or something before i can find out about the advanced goings on and local haunts
well fuck you too professor numbnuts
[ooc | Some background info: Dave attempted to go back in time. Specifically, back to "when the clock was first built." Obviously, he can't do that, so he ended up in the Shadow City!]
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because we totally needed two of them
one wasnt bad enough
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no
ok imagine this city only darker and foggier and oh empty and creepy as all hell
got that image in your head yet? got it memorized?
now imagine the biggest jiggliest ass just took a nice comfy squat on your face
thats what it was like
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[ Big jiggly asses? Sitting on his face? Shudder inducing. Props. ]
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a story isnt worth shit if the audience cant smell and hear and visualize every sweaty hairy asscrack
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I don't need those sort of things repeated back at me, I can read the conversation perfectly well.
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[not here]
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not sure why but im getting the feeling youre a little sensitive
either that or traumatized
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should i send him some flowers as an apology
maybe include a handwritten note and a box of chocolates
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maybe i will then shit
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