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[accidentalfugitive]

 I can’t be here!  [The voice is noticeably tinged with panic and its a few moments fumbling with the device before the unimpressed face of a teenager appears,  looking half way between panic and annoyance at finding himself... where ever here is]

Look, I’m sure someone thinks this is a brilliant practical joke, haha, but if you don’t tell me how to get home right now I’m going to rip someone’s head off.  I’m not even particularly bothered if it was their fault I’m here or not. 

I can’t be here.  [ He can’t just disappear, he can’t abandon his pack, what if Derek thinks he took off after Erica and Boyd?  What if the alpha pack attack when he’s not there?  Their pack is tiny, they’d be outnumbered even with him there and from Scott’s description, Peter wasn’t the kind of person who he wanted Derek to have to rely on.]  I really can’t.  

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[accidentalfugitive]

[No, bad Allison!]

That's seriously messed up. If I mention stuff that's happened, I'm not going to break time am I?

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[studmuffin]

Nah, Derek mostly already broke that because he has never, ever seen any science fiction in his life or something.

[ A shrug. ] But the sky didn't fall in so I guess we're okay.

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[accidentalfugitive]

Oh, weird. At least I'm not going to accidently let stuff slip.

If you already know, could you tell me a little more about Peter. I mean, I got the basics of Scott but beyond a whole lot of anger not much else. Derek isn't big on sharing.

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[studmuffin]

Peter is a sinister jerk and you should just stay well clear, okay? Derek may have blinders on with that but you should just be careful.

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[accidentalfugitive]

Um okay? I don't think Derek actually trusts him all that much anyway.

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[studmuffin]

Good. Because I would be happy if someone like, smashed him over the head.

video; (bad touch alert!!! lol!!)

[accidentalfugitive]

Is it Derek or Peter getting smashed? Because I'm kind of obliged to object if you mean Derek.

video; that's all he feels about Peter.

[studmuffin]

Peter. Derek's annoying but not awful.

video; probably creepily accurate.

[accidentalfugitive]

Okay, so Peter needs something broken on his face, note to self.

video; peter hale: life ruiner

[studmuffin]

Hey, if you do that you can be my favourite.

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[accidentalfugitive]

[Grinning] Awww you mean I'm not already?

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[studmuffin]

Scott is.

video; stiles shouldn't admit to having a favourite child, its mean :P

[accidentalfugitive]

I'm hurt. I really am.

video; he isn't even aware he is a mom

[studmuffin]

I'm like right round the corner from you, bro.

video; useless, he needs to be informed

[accidentalfugitive]

Good, I'm bored.

he will hit derek I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KNOCKED ME UP

[studmuffin]

Yo, Lahey.

[ Stiles trots over and comes to a stop in front of him. They're not exactly friends yet, so he's a little awkward. ]

... all I saw was 'YOU KNOCKED ME UP' when I opened my emails... lol

[accidentalfugitive]

[Grinning a little] Took your time.

[Then wrinkling up his nose a little] What's that smell?

sdfghjkl;'

[studmuffin]

What smell?

[accidentalfugitive]

Dude you smell like you slept with half the city, the male half.

[studmuffin]

[ Facepalm. ]

Screw you, Lahey.

[accidentalfugitive]

I'm serious, take a freaking shower. You're a one man walking orgy.

[studmuffin]

[ He hates him, so he's glowering. ]

Fuck this.