24TH FLIGHT ➥ VIDEO;

[crowing]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

Hey, City! It sounds like you guys got a . . . ( dramatic pause. ) little robot problem today!!

This sounds like a job for The Great Minami Ikki-sama: ROBOT CRUSHER EXTRAORDINAIRE! For only a couple of coins, I'll free you from the metallic clutches of these nagging assholes!

( the camera then jumps to the crumpled heap of a robot laying pathetically on the floor. )




// FILTER: DEITY //

Oiiiiiiiiiii! Old man Laszlo, you still kicking or did you dry up already?

I need a favour and I'm pretty sure I deserve some kind of frequent buyer reward or something.

Well, whatever. You guys are probably too stingy for that kind of stuff. Anyway, you up for a trade?

(( ooc: SORRY FOR MY BRIEF MIA STINT, POLY. I'VE RETURNED NOW TO GET BACK INTO THINGS FULL SWING!! ♥ ))

Comments

[harrydresden]

Kid I am not training my ears to deal with shrieking teenagers. Turn the volume down a notch.

((I DO!))

[crowing]

I'm not just some shrieking teenager!! I'm the fucking Sky King!

Show some respect!

[harrydresden]

I hate to break it to you, but I don't even show respect to Faerie Queens so don't go expecting much.

[crowing]

Faerie Queens don't really demand much respect, dude.

Come on, faeries.

[harrydresden]

[He makes a pained sound]

You know all those Grimm fairy tales, with the evil queens and witches that eat people or turn them into horrible things or torture them? The Winter Queen pretty much taught all of them. Every monster kids hear about that hides in their closet or under their bed, come from her kingdom man. I'm not talking pixies with wings and short memories, I'm talking forces of nature here.

[That Queen made his eyes bleed by talking one time. Sometimes he's not too bright about who to talk back to.]

[crowing]

. . .

( what. is this ghost story time or something? )

Uh! Vaguely, I guess. Don't really 'member all those. But uh, dude, The Winter Queen?

[harrydresden]

Yeah, Queen of Air and Darkness.