24TH FLIGHT ➥ VIDEO;

[crowing]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

Hey, City! It sounds like you guys got a . . . ( dramatic pause. ) little robot problem today!!

This sounds like a job for The Great Minami Ikki-sama: ROBOT CRUSHER EXTRAORDINAIRE! For only a couple of coins, I'll free you from the metallic clutches of these nagging assholes!

( the camera then jumps to the crumpled heap of a robot laying pathetically on the floor. )




// FILTER: DEITY //

Oiiiiiiiiiii! Old man Laszlo, you still kicking or did you dry up already?

I need a favour and I'm pretty sure I deserve some kind of frequent buyer reward or something.

Well, whatever. You guys are probably too stingy for that kind of stuff. Anyway, you up for a trade?

(( ooc: SORRY FOR MY BRIEF MIA STINT, POLY. I'VE RETURNED NOW TO GET BACK INTO THINGS FULL SWING!! ♥ ))

Comments

video;

[sixwinged]

Is that it?

( concerning that pathetic pile of robot remains, of course. )

video;

[crowing]

Wha—

( quick glance to what agito's looking at annnddd it's the robot. he's got a grin plastered across his face when he glances back towards the device and agito's face in it. )

Is that supposed to be a challenge, baby shark?

video;

[sixwinged]

Loser buys dinner for the rest of the week.

( he's been waiting for a curse like this. )

[mortemscintilla]

They're not so bad that you have to crush them.

video;

[crowing]

YOU DON'T HAVE EVEN A QUARTER OF ENOUGH MONEY TO FILL MY BELLY, FOOOOL!

( challenge accepted!!! )

You'll just have to owe me interest!

[crowing]

Dunno man, they're pretty fucking obnoxious.

[mortemscintilla]

They're only doing what they're programmed to.

Why not ignore them until midnight?

[crowing]

They're hard to ignore! And they're always yammering on about something stupid!!

Easier just to crush 'em.

video;

[sixwinged]

Fuck! I make more than you ever could!

We're not getting that cheap ass shit you like, either. Premium steaks, crow bastard!

[mortemscintilla]

Mine just lectured me about washing behind my ears. And my apartment being a mess.

[ ...Also about how being a mercenary isn't a sound career. But let's not mention that... ]

[errandry]

You're doing commercials now?

[crowing]

Well, why not? I'm worth all the diamonds in the world!!

[crowing]

These things hate everything I freakin' do!

E v e r y t h i n g!

Can't even piss in peace.

video;

[crowing]

Like hell you do! You're only making peanuts! Nothing worthy of a tribute for this great god!

( laugh! )

Fuuuckk you, ya rude bastard! Don't call it "that cheap ass shit"! IT IS CHEAP AND FUCKING DELICIOUS! YOU GET MORE FOR LESS!!

[mortemscintilla]

...They're even in your bathroom?

[crowing]

Were!

[mortemscintilla]

That would explain wanting to crush them.

I'd pour bleach on mine. Just to short their circuits out.

[ Actually, he just shorted his out with a touch. Electrical manipulation comes in handy. ]

video;

[sixwinged]

It tastes like dirt!

Even Akira has better taste than you!

[errandry]

—how's that connect to the robots. How's that even supposed to make sense.

[beyourarmy]

Don't need your help here. Already took care of mine.

|| Deity Filter ||

[laszlo_jamf]

Discounts and rewards cheapen the whole of the product.

What do you want, young'un?

|| Deity Filter ||

[crowing]

Shit, see! Stingy!

But, uh, so there's this guy Spitfire. He's currently dead and dead is probably one of the shitter things to be in this city, so I'm looking to give 'em back his life.

( pause. )

For him, would my voice do? ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE THOUGH. DON'T GET ALL EXCITED THINKING I'M LOOKING TO BE MUTE FOREVER AND SHIT.

[crowing]

It'd be sad if you hadn't.

( sagely nod. you know, because you've got all your crazy abilities and shit. )

[crowing]

Nothing to do with robots and everything to do with how everyone's dying to see my face on advertisements!

[crowing]

( THE SILENCE OF SOMEONE WHO JUST JUST GIVEN A NEW IDEA. )

I didn't even think of that! Fuck, that sounds awesome!