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24TH FLIGHT ➥ VIDEO;

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

Hey, City! It sounds like you guys got a . . . ( dramatic pause. ) little robot problem today!!

This sounds like a job for The Great Minami Ikki-sama: ROBOT CRUSHER EXTRAORDINAIRE! For only a couple of coins, I'll free you from the metallic clutches of these nagging assholes!

( the camera then jumps to the crumpled heap of a robot laying pathetically on the floor. )

// FILTER: DEITY //

Oiiiiiiiiiii! Old man Laszlo, you still kicking or did you dry up already?

I need a favour and I'm pretty sure I deserve some kind of frequent buyer reward or something.

Well, whatever. You guys are probably too stingy for that kind of stuff. Anyway, you up for a trade?

(( ooc: SORRY FOR MY BRIEF MIA STINT, POLY. I'VE RETURNED NOW TO GET BACK INTO THINGS FULL SWING!! ♥ ))

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THIS GUY IS A HUGE CHEAT

WHOA EXCUSE ME??!

THIS FLAMING HAIRED MOTHERFUCKER IS A HUGE LIAR!

THAT TRICK WAS OLD BEFORE YOU WERE BORN

YOU WERE OLD BEFORE I WAS BORN.

That's true, actually.

So, I don't wanna hear shit from you.

I could take out an army of robots with nothing but my breath!

Does it smell that bad?

I'd feel sorry for those robots.

MY BREATHE SMELLS LIKE A FUCKING EXPLOSION OF MINT AND HAPPINESS, THANK YOU.

I'm talking about wind power!

If you're that good you won't back from a small bet then.

How's that sound, King of Bad Breath?

What's the bet, ya flaming homo?

Fuck yooou! Fuck you! It's: S K Y! K I N G! Get it right!

Edited (the pet is your hair, spitfire) 2012-09-01 18:01 (UTC)

6 robots in 45 minutes, think you could handle that?

EASILY.

That's not even a challenge, dude.

Hold on, I'm not done yet!

One kick per each robot. From 20 metres.

Is that it. . .

OR ARE YOU GONNA AMP UP THE CHALLENGE SOME MORE?

If you want, you can do it eyes closed.

Got it! SEE YOU IN LIKE THIRTY MINUTES.

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