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[boutant]

--like this?

[ Hello, City. Instead of more people discovering sand in things, this accidental broadcast seems to be showing two familiar ladies doing... something outside. Natasha is pressed up against Ariadne's back, one hand on the shorter woman's hip as she slides her back slightly, adjusting the way she's standing. ]

This gives us a better angle.

[ Natasha's other hand is on Ariadne's arm, and now she's shifting that, too. ]

Eyes forward.

[ There's a quiet noise of assent from Ariadne, and then Natasha shifts, tucking some hair behind Ariadne's ear. Lips close in, moving as the redhead says something. It's probably a wonderful sight for some of the City's residents...

...and then something shiny and sharp flies out of Ariadne's hand, embedding itself in one of the targets and making some sand trickle off the top upon impact. ]

I did it!

[ And that, City, is how to use throwing knives. ]

((ooc: regular black is Ariadne, bold is Natasha, and we make no apologies.))

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

I'm not jealous.

[He might be but he comforts himself with knowing HE HUNG OUT WITH JOHNNY FUCKING STORM.]

[boutant]

I never said you were jealous.

[ Which means he's totally jealous. ]

[orangetoughguy]

I'm makin' that clear. That's all.

[Human Torch Human Torch Human Torch. Aw yea.]

[boutant]

Sure.

[ Black Widow Black Widow Black Widow for more than a weekend. ]

Dart board in my office or not?

[orangetoughguy]

[F4 over SHIELD for him tbh.]

Okay but it has to be a real big professional classy kind of dart board.

[aka. the kind they can mount pictures on for fun...]

[boutant]

[ Blasphemer. ]

I didn't even know there were different kinds of dart boards.

[ They ought to invite Tony to play with them, to be honest. ]

[orangetoughguy]

You need to go to more bars.

[Or the right kinds of bars.]

[boutant]

I don't usually go to bars to play darts.

[ Bars are for drinking, clubs are for dancing and drinking. ]

[orangetoughguy]

Nobody teach you to shoot pool?

[boutant]

Not unless playing it on a computer counts.

[orangetoughguy]

You can play pool on a computer?

[boutant]

Yeah. Bowling and mini-golf, too.

[orangetoughguy]

I gotta each you how to do all that shit in real life.

[boutant]

Can we start with darts?

[orangetoughguy]

[SIGH.]

Fine. Darts and pool. Save miniature golf for your boyfriend.

[boutant]

I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what golf is.

[orangetoughguy]

English people are weird.

[boutant]

... Well, yeah, but what does that have to do with anything?

[orangetoughguy]

He don't know what golf is, how's he gonna teach you?

[That's a date game, Aria, gosh.]

[boutant]

... You think he doesn't know what golf is because he's English?

[orangetoughguy]

[IF ONLY HE KNEW WHAT A KANYE SHRUG WAS.]

Yeah?

[boutant]

[ If only. ]

... Close enough.