[ AUDIO ]

[signatures]

Should one really have to apologise for their behavior when under the influence of a curse? That's like saying 'sorry I was so drunk I had a natural bodily reaction and threw up on your shoes.' Or 'sorry I thought it was a good idea to piss in your flower garden, I didn't realise plants were so sensitive to the pH of urine.' Well, maybe not the latter, you can choose whether or not you urinate or not, and where.

It seems that agency is more or less out of my hands when I'm a bull terrier. Can I more or less just grant an all around apology for any sort of off behavior I had this past weekend? I'd been snipped. I suspect any male, even as a dog, might go a little bonkers without the bits that happen to be important to him. In retrospect, something so normal seems rather cruel when you're at the brunt end of it. Who are we to take away a dog's balls or uterus?

[ He's sorry they got you fixed, Pancake.

He understands now what that does to a person. ]

That said, if anyone has any photos, videos, or otherwise physical evidence of this past Sunday... I'd like to get that turned into me.

Thank you very much.

[ FILTER: Angela Montenegro ]

I'm terribly sorry I humped your dog.

[ Wow that's so much worse to say outloud than just think it. ]

[ / FILTER ]

Comments

» audio | private; LOLING FOREVER

[thenormalsquint]

It's not me who you have to apologize to. It's Finnick. I think you honestly traumatized him.

» audio | private; crying in the deeeeep

[signatures]

I don't think he would be able to recognise now who's saying sorry to him, would he?

[ nooo poor dog he's sorry!! ]

[synanthrope]

Were you cute?

[signatures]

I don't think so, no.

[synanthrope]

Shame.

» audio | private; we coulda humped it aaaaaaall

[thenormalsquint]

He probably will remember your scent. That alone might make him not want to leave the house.

[Finnick was confused! He is still a puppy! What is this other dog doing to me, Mommy?]

» audio | private; A+

[signatures]

Does he like treats?

I could provide treats.

[ There is no one below the shitstain level of a man as a fixed dog humping a poor innocent puppy. He's not even sure what that says about his dog-self other than his deep shame. ]

[signatures]

I thought you weren't fond of animals?

[synanthrope]

I'm not fond of dogs but that doesn't mean I would like you to be ugly.

» audio | private

[thenormalsquint]

He likes treats, but what kind of treats will erase the memory of you trying to dominate him? All this time, poor Finnick thought he was alpha.

[Does this count as cheating on Eames' part?]

[boutant]

You were neutered and I was taller than you again.

[ It was a good day. ]

I think it's symbolic. [ brat. ]

[waitedforyears]

I'm kinda disappointed I didn't get to see that.

» audio | private

[signatures]

Magic treats that do away with the idea entirely?

[ It's not cheating if he wasn't even the same species at the time, right? ]

[signatures]

God forbid. Don't you know that makes them more endearing?

[signatures]

For what?

[ The fact that his balls belong to you? :c ]

[signatures]

It wasn't anything too interesting, I have to say.

[boutant]

[ Yes basically. ]

Which part?

[synanthrope]

No it doesn't.

» audio | private

[thenormalsquint]

You're not magicking my dog into selective amnesia, Eames.

» audio | private

[signatures]

Why not? If it'd save him the trauma. I'm sure Ginny could make something of it.

[ Not that... Ginny needs to know what it's for... ]

[signatures]

Right, right. "It just makes them ugly," she says with little interest.

[signatures]

All of... that.

[ B( ]

[synanthrope]

You know me so well.

audio;

[sixwinged]

Cursed behavior should get an automatic pardon. I mean, it's not as if you meant to do anything-- right?

[signatures]

Too well, could be.