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Lordosis. It's a mating position common to most mammals, involving the forward tilt of the pelvis along with an arch of the spine. During the event, we've started to call it doggy style. Pre-mating it's generally viewed as an invitation.

Have you ever noticed what high heels do to a woman's posture?

So, I guess what I'm asking is, which one of you was the really flirty spaniel?

Comments

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You should watch more TV.

[mortemscintilla]

Really?

Most of the time, you're advised to watch less of it.

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Only when you're still young enough to have homework you should be doing.

[mortemscintilla]

There's still better ways to pass your time. Even as an adult.

Cooking, for example.

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Most adults have to pass a significant amount of their time working. I think that allows them leave to spend the rest of it as they prefer.

[mortemscintilla]

Not arguing there.

But some people like cooking. The same way you must like TV-watching.

[ Forgive him, Chase. He doesn't mean a word he says. ]

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I'm not disagreeing with that, I disagreed with the 'better' part.

[mortemscintilla]

I didn't mean to offend you, sir.

I just don't watch too much TV.

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I'm not offended.

It's Chase.

[mortemscintilla]

...Who's being chased?

[ Sorry. Truly sorry. ]

[ But he has a derpy alias to maintain. ]

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My name. Not sir, Chase.

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[mortemscintilla]

Oh.

S-Sorry about that.

[mortemscintilla]

I'm Li Shenshung. It's nice to meet you.

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Who's following you with the hot poker?

[mortemscintilla]

No one.

I'm just a little -- jumpy, that's all.

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People don't get jumpy for no reason.

[mortemscintilla]

I can't help it.

I was recently attacked by a giant dog-bear-thing.

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I'm not a giant dog-bear-thing.

[mortemscintilla]

I hope not.

...Unless you're a shapeshifter.

[ He's teasing. ]