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Lordosis. It's a mating position common to most mammals, involving the forward tilt of the pelvis along with an arch of the spine. During the event, we've started to call it doggy style. Pre-mating it's generally viewed as an invitation.

Have you ever noticed what high heels do to a woman's posture?

So, I guess what I'm asking is, which one of you was the really flirty spaniel?

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...Who's being chased?

[ Sorry. Truly sorry. ]

[ But he has a derpy alias to maintain. ]

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My name. Not sir, Chase.

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[mortemscintilla]

Oh.

S-Sorry about that.

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I'm Li Shenshung. It's nice to meet you.

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Who's following you with the hot poker?

[mortemscintilla]

No one.

I'm just a little -- jumpy, that's all.

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People don't get jumpy for no reason.

[mortemscintilla]

I can't help it.

I was recently attacked by a giant dog-bear-thing.

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I'm not a giant dog-bear-thing.

[mortemscintilla]

I hope not.

...Unless you're a shapeshifter.

[ He's teasing. ]