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Lordosis. It's a mating position common to most mammals, involving the forward tilt of the pelvis along with an arch of the spine. During the event, we've started to call it doggy style. Pre-mating it's generally viewed as an invitation.

Have you ever noticed what high heels do to a woman's posture?

So, I guess what I'm asking is, which one of you was the really flirty spaniel?

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Maybe a couple horses too, if you're lucky. Take a chance, Robert. You might find the mare of your dreams and you can put her in all the high heels you want.

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Some days I'm grateful for the lack of functioning internet. But if it ever comes up, I'll try to remember that you've memorised all the interesting URLS.

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I almost offered you christianmingle.com, but I felt you weren't ready for that yet. We should start slow.

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I'm flattered you'd think I'm more into barnyard animals than religion.

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You brought up animals first. I felt it was an educated guess on my part.

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It makes for some interesting christmasses.

Technically, I was looking for a human counterpart.

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So this is just one big post to say you're looking for somebody to sleep with. Why didn't you just come right out and say that?

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I'm not...

Wouldn't you be curious to know who'd been humping your leg?

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Nobody humped my leg, so no.

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It was a hypothetical.

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Are we sure about that? I'm having trouble believing there's not really a flirty spaniel out there that you want to see in true form.

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The question about your leg was a hypothetical. The spaniel was real, and very sociable.

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Have they come forward with their tail tucked between their legs yet?

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Funny. But no, not yet. Maybe I shouldn't have patted and told.

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Oh, you touched them. They have your scent. Now you'll never get rid of them.

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Are you trying to tell me I smell nice?

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From a human's standpoint, yes. You pick nice colognes.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome. Or whatever that is in dog humps.

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I'll ask the spaniel when I see her.

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Maybe she'll even date you. Good luck.