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Lordosis. It's a mating position common to most mammals, involving the forward tilt of the pelvis along with an arch of the spine. During the event, we've started to call it doggy style. Pre-mating it's generally viewed as an invitation.

Have you ever noticed what high heels do to a woman's posture?

So, I guess what I'm asking is, which one of you was the really flirty spaniel?

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The question about your leg was a hypothetical. The spaniel was real, and very sociable.

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Have they come forward with their tail tucked between their legs yet?

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Funny. But no, not yet. Maybe I shouldn't have patted and told.

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Oh, you touched them. They have your scent. Now you'll never get rid of them.

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Are you trying to tell me I smell nice?

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From a human's standpoint, yes. You pick nice colognes.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome. Or whatever that is in dog humps.

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I'll ask the spaniel when I see her.

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Maybe she'll even date you. Good luck.