IX. [Video]

[godlyendowment]

[Hercules, in his apartment, is dancing to Tequila by The Champs. He actually has a bottle of tequila in one hand. When the song comes to an end, he addresses the network with a grin.]

This party needs more people. Who cares to join me?

Comments

[beyourarmy]

If you've got free booze, I'd gladly join you! Where at?

[godlyendowment]

Building 11! Follow the music. And bring some girls!

[beyourarmy]

If it's loud enough, shouldn't be too hard, then.

Don't know many girls here, now that I think about it. Might bring my best friend, though!

[godlyendowment]

...Is she pretty?

[beyourarmy]

...I guess he's kinda pretty.

[synanthrope]

Can I climb you?

[godlyendowment]

It depends on what you plan to do when you reach the peak.

[synanthrope]

I like to keep my options open.

[godlyendowment]

Well then, I'm a fan of open... options.

[synanthrope]

Good. I won't drink, though.

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[indecent_butterfly]

What party couldn't use more people?

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[godlyendowment]

Well, a private party. But this is not one.

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[indecent_butterfly]

Even those need more than one to be truly fun.

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[godlyendowment]

Well yes. I believe a private party of one is called a pity party.

Or, well, the old milking the hydra.

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[sixwinged]

.. that doesn't look like a party.

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[godlyendowment]

It's the start of one. You could help in that.

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[sixwinged]

I dunno.

A man, all alone in his apartment, with a bottle of tequila.

Asking for others to join him. Calling it a party while he's all alone. It looks awfully suspicious.

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[godlyendowment]

I am no mere man. I'm a god.

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[valentineluke]

Wise beyond your years.

[itsjustafruit]

I'd come, but I'm not in the mood to get hit.

[godlyendowment]

Maybe after a drink you'd be more agreeable. Not to my fist, I mean. But to me.

[itsjustafruit]

I'll have you know that I'm quite an agreeable chap when I put my mind to it.

[vicodincrutch]

You seem a little old to be a frat boy.

[godlyendowment]

I am part of the grand fraternity of all those who love fun.

[vicodincrutch]

The YMCA?