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[Good morning. Coming to you live from at a cafe in the City, one of your regular stand-ins for the many Starbucks that this place should have. Angela's at the head of the line, small duffel bag slung over her right shoulder, as she points down at the pastry case.]

Yes. A coffee, milk, seven sugars, and can I get a raspberry danish too? And the triple chocolate brownie. Oh, wait, and that coffee cake too.

[The cashier looks so obviously concerned about Angela's raging sweet tooth that he's not quite prepared for what comes next. As soon as he hands the paper bag over the counter, Angela's leaning towards him to lay a fat juicy smooch right on his lips before calmly dropping her change into his tip jar. Mmm, pastries. Definitely a victory.]

Thank you!

[ooc: Angela is finally getting a break! She quit her hospital gig to run the store full time, but before all that she's going on vacation... as much as once can do in the City. This is her main victory so pucker up if you want to run into her.]

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Do you feel that you're going to attack another random stranger with kisses in five minutes?

[He's definitely staying inside for however long this lasts.]

Nope. [Not yet, anyway. She hasn't finished her coffee, but when she does...] It wouldn't be the first time we had a kissing curse around here.

Really...

[A long pause.]

Did it effect everyone, last time?

Only the lucky ones who got caught under the mistletoe.

Though in this case, we have no mistletoe to avoid. It could happen anywhere, at any time. Wonderful.

Not comfortable with kisses from complete strangers or is it the curse part that's bothering you more?

Kisses from complete strangers sounds like it should be a punishment given to you in one of the circles of hell. If hell existed.

Do you really feel that strongly about kissing? There are seriously worse things in the world than just strange kisses.

Would you care to provide an example? I assume the obvious applies: being murdered is, certainly, worse than being kissed, as is grievous bodily harm.

Waking up the next morning and realizing you married them and you still don't know who the hell they are?

[Welcome to Angela, Andrew. Enjoy your stay.]

[Given the slight smile that you might be able to hear in his voice, he seems to be amused, which is an unusual occurrence.]

That would be much worse. I only hope the curses here don't take things quite that far.

Sorry to telling you stop hoping, but they do. They definitely do.

Thrilling. And what's the worst curse you've experienced?

There's a tie.

Even better. Which two, then?

[Better for who?]

Brain slugs and killer sheep.

[She still has the scars from both, mental and physical.]

Brain... slugs?

[He can't even begin to get into the killer sheep thing.]

What did they do?

Mind control.

[Her voice is flat, like she's trying to not give out any personal details. Remembering is painful. She did so many horrible things to people she cared for and then had too many after effects from the curse from one too many vampires fucking around with her brain for fun.]

That's horrifying.

[Mind control is about the worst thing he can think of.]

Given that experience, I can see why you think that the current curse is laughable at best.

After being here for so long, you have to find the silver lining somewhere.

How long is "so long"?

Three years.

[A sigh.]

I want to believe you're joking.

I wish I was. I got to go home a couple of times, but it seems this place likes me just a little too much to let me stay there.

I had no idea that could happen. Something else to worry about, I suppose.

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