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[indecent_butterfly]

[After spending a good deal of the previous day and night heavily drinking, waking up to the sound of someone screaming was not what ne had expected so early in the morning.

Coming face to face with an animal instead of the suspected human should have been a sign ne'd had more to drink than ne thought in the first place. And wait...wasn't someone missing? Oh well.

That the animal spoke? Yeah, never mind this was just getting to be typical wasn't it? ]

[Hatter turns on the device so the City is offered a shot of the annoying thing.]

It's about time you woke up. You truly are worthless. There are better things to do than lay around all day unless you wish to take the Lord and Lady's place instead?

[Instead of responding to the bird, ne looks to the device.]

Still? Should One be happy it's only this day instead of both?

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[indecent_butterfly]

[May be, but he's not the only one getting annoyed. It's kind of growing on nem.]

It would serve you right if it did.

One plans on staying home until the day is done. And then much longer.

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[worldofourown]

[ Mock-pouting at the bird. ]

Cruel.

[ Pride's day in, hm? ]

Either way, I'll send you a little something in the evening. As a thanks for letting me sample that liquid cheer.

[ And for blowing him up? Because he enjoyed that. ]

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[indecent_butterfly]

[The bird cares not.]

Honest. You shouldn't think you deserve better?

A present? Perhaps this One should cover you in feathers more often.

[Ne knows.]

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[worldofourown]

And spiteful too.

[ Pout pouty pout. ]

Just as long as they're the kind that go snap, crackle and pop.

[ As if he'd like any other kind. ]

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[indecent_butterfly]

Hmf. Really now.

One's feathers do no less. And usually a lot more.

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[worldofourown]

Yes. Really~

[ Focusing on Hatter. ]

Oh? Do explain.

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[indecent_butterfly]

You're not going to tell him are you? Not after all that.

[So much petting the wounded pride.]

Not all, now hush.

[Back to Karl.]

The pop was unusually smaller than normal. Things tend to be messier.

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[worldofourown]

[ Poor ruffled peacock. ]

How messy?

[ He does love a good mess. ]

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[indecent_butterfly]

[He's just going to nest at nir feet for now.]

Depends on where the feather's landed.

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[worldofourown]

I wonder if I might call upon you to borrow those feathers.

For a special occasion, that is.

[ Like blowing up the Deity Office. ]

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[indecent_butterfly]

They only respond to this One, but if the occasion is special enough...it might be agreeable.

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[worldofourown]

Splendid~

With hope - [ And some scheming. ] - the occasion should arise sooner rather than later.

In the meantime, I hope you'll enjoy your little gift.

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[indecent_butterfly]

As long as the target is acceptable, just tell the when and where.

It is quite certain since One does love gifts.