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[threeolives]

It's late at night and they're fucking in the lab again. Rhodes knows it's a bad idea. It's been a bad idea ever since Tony first introduced it into their once professional relationship and it doesn't make it any better that it keeps happening, whenever Rhodes feels like he's going insane without it or Tony just wants it.

Rhodes needs Tony to build weapons and stay under control and protect the free world, but what he gets is Tony on top of him, his weight pushing him down against the cold glass table, scattered chip cards digging into his back as Tony's teeth rake his neck. Rhodes' coc---

[ Thankfully Pepper can interrupt the transmition before it gets too much more graphic. ]

What--? How did that even-- That is private!

[ Then, when she realizes it's still recording, ] …And I did not write that!

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[punchedhitler]

[Oh man why is Steve on the Network]

What?

[skintoskin]

[He laughs.]

Oh, man, that is so fuckin' lame. Don't you have any good gay porn?

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[doeswhathewants]

You know, I read this one about you and the Black Widow, once....ah- nevermind.

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[alwaysangered]

[Bruce looks shocked and amused.]

Where did that come from?

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[boutant]

If it helps, we did have a curse where people wrote these things.

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[charring]

Y'know, I woke up this morning and thought 'Gee, I really should stuff my device in the fridge today'. Now I know why.

[Guess what, Pepper? She's teasing.]

[orangetoughguy]

Wow.

[warmachine]

What is this?

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[destinedtobeunpopular]

This is definitely a special curse.

[He's doing a very good job suppressing his laughter, okay.]

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[studmuffin]

Not my ship, but hey. I'll take it. Nobody can get fanfiction.net here.

[ He does prefer Cap/Iron Man though, all those heaving muscles. ]

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[latenightfondue]

Interesting storytelling y'got yourself going on there, Pep. Got something you wanna share with the rest'a us, huh?

[bettercallit]

No need to be embarrassed. We've all got our secrets.