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[orangetoughguy]

...I want to have it my way.

[ooc: No crew doubles or RD spoilers please! And yes, he is looking for his beloved Burger King :(]

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[saidrepent]

Don't ask. [He sounds particularly adamant about that point.]

I don't see what that has to do with food.

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[orangetoughguy]

[Hands flapping and gesturing this way and that at the screen for you, Ray.]

Okay get this. There's this guy, he came around last time, he's got a face that looks kinda plastic and rubbery but he's totally some dude. A dude with a crown. Guy just pulls burgers and fries and shit out of his ass and hands it over to people. I mean literally, he reaches back and bam suddenly he's got a whole meal.

And it tastes okay.

For free.

[HOW DO YOU GO WRONG WITH THAT, HOW?]

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[saidrepent]

[Uhhhh.]

You ate this food without knowing where it came from...without question.

[He's really hoping it didn't literally come out of any asses. Really.]

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[orangetoughguy]

I nibbled on it a little first...it was fine, man.

[Well he can't say it didn't because he never saw where all of it was coming from so he has no definitive answer.]

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[saidrepent]

You're probably lucky it wasn't spiked. [And he doesn't need to hear that.]

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[orangetoughguy]

Hey nobody else got sick. I bet you'd change your fuckin' tune if you had a bite.

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[saidrepent]

[That gets an eyeroll.] Key word there being if.

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[orangetoughguy]

You gonna put your money where you mouth is and eat a burger if he shows up?

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[saidrepent]

If he shows up. [He sighs.] Fine.

[Besides, after that clown business, part of him still isn't convinced that this conversation isn't just an extension of some bizarre hallucination.]

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[orangetoughguy]

Trust me you're not gonna regret shit.

[Because it's free and Orange's loyalty can be bought that way sob.]

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[saidrepent]

That's still a pretty big "if."

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[orangetoughguy]

You make it sound like it's impossible. Shit keep talking that way you might get fuckin' Ronald McDonald or some other clown.

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[saidrepent]

[The name "Ronald McDonald" doesn't really mean anything to Raymond, but—] Shut up.

[It comes out as a harsh snap, a sudden and sharp change from his earlier detached sarcasm. He looks rattled, too.]

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[orangetoughguy]

...Okay...no Mickey Dee's.

[Duly noted.]

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[saidrepent]

[He takes a deep breath before answering again.]

Sorry. Something...weird happened earlier. Hallucination or something.