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[signatures]

One of the benefits of the Underground, I have to say, is missing the annual anomalies of nearly being snowed in during the summer months without a good pair of skis. Though attempting to get out of the Underground during said snow storm was the larger issue at hand, but between the scenery - of there being almost none - and the friendly people - also being nearly none - I'd found myself at the risk of feeling like I'd been transported back home. Including the bartender and his wobbly four inches.

Imagine my surprise when I took the metro back up here and saw that the Underground hadn't come to its own fashion revolution. Let's just hope some of you have better balance than others, yeah? I'd suggest pitting one ground against the other, but I think the Under has somewhat of an unscrupulous advantage.

[ FILTER TO: Ariadne, Arthur, Yusuf ]

Either I've suddenly become terrible at my job or our main showcase has left the City. I'm rather disappointed.

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[boutant]

You're disappointed?

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[signatures]

We didn't have the chance to see if the idea took.

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[boutant]

I don't think he was even that far forward in time.

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[signatures]

Do you know when that was?

[ Not that... it's a particularly comfortable feeling to focus on time differences in the first place. ]

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[boutant]

Not exactly, but from the sound of things, he knew he'd been dreaming recently.

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[signatures]

That could mean anything, in the grand scope of things. But I suppose we'll never know, now.

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[boutant]

It's one less thing to worry about here, at any rate.

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[dignity_misery]

Maybe you're just not any good at making friends.

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[signatures]

I'm terrible at making friends. I'm a stick in the mud.

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[dignity_misery]

Sounds right.

[She could add a few complaints to that list, easily enough.]

Who would you side you, Over or Under?

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[signatures]

Under, to be honest, considering the scope of businesses down there.

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[dignity_misery]

I suppose that's smart enough.

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[signatures]

"Enough," but not enough to change your opinion of me?

[studmuffin]

[ Hee, British accent. ]

The underground doesn't have like crazy dance music right? I'm just hoping for the best case scenario.

[signatures]

What are we defining as 'crazy dance music'?

[studmuffin]

Like this -. [ And okay, so Stiles is launching into his own rendition of dubstep, including the wub-wub-wub sound. ]

[signatures]

[ Eames is a patient man, and it's more entertaining to listen to the song unfold before him rather than interrupt right away. ]

I'm sure you can find some club in the Underground that's on that particular kick, yes.

[studmuffin]

[ Well Eames, you're pretty cool in the book of Stiles. ]

So it is like a bunch of clubs?

[signatures]

The Underground? Not really, no. There are clubs there in different parts of it, but it's just an underground part of the City. Shops, bars, housing, the likes.

[whitetwoguns]

Your home has all types in heels?

[signatures]

Parts of it, yes.

[whitetwoguns]

Tell me more about your land, Mr. Eames.

[signatures]

What do you want to know of it, Mister White?

[whitetwoguns]

How does a guy like you come out of a place like that.

[signatures]

What, a place where some men aren't afraid to wear high heels?