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[charring]

[Charlie just has one thing to say today. It's important. She's offering her services, here so her message is brief.]

If anyone needs snow taken care of or melted out of the way, let me know. I know it won't last long and will probably just get snowed over again but at least it's something, right? Just in case anyone needs to run a quick errand.

[And that's it.]

Comments

voice

[charring]

Nope. I'm the only one like me back home.

voice

[godoftricks]

Then that makes you special, indeed.

You offer this ability freely here, though it is of great value. Why?

voice

[charring]

Because the likelihood of people killing me because of it is significantly reduced here.

voice

[godoftricks]

You believe they would do so in your own realm.

That would be short-sighted in the extreme. Surely your life would be in no danger. You would be far too valuable to them for that.

voice

[charring]

I have first hand knowledge that they're stupid enough to try.

voice

[godoftricks]

Then the mortals of your realm are shorter sighted than even I gave them credit.