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[Serrure is visibly worried, teeth digging into his lower lip, eyes wide. The expression might be false, but one could never tell.] Attention, attention! Some villainous person is going about turning the water into bullets with seeming no provocation.

Innocent people could be harmed, killed even, the innocent diversion of this curse smeared with blood and ... uh... death.

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[Oh yes, costumed vigilante, go. Andy is answering this in full superhero attire, mask included.]

Where? I'll stop them!

[You just get the most ... dubious look. Like. Ever.]

And who are you?

[Who is he? Who is he? Geez, kids these days.]

The Jersey Devil, superhero. You... probably haven't heard of me, but yeah. Superhero.

Sounds vaguely familiar. [He's thinking of Daredevil.]

How are you at facing magic users? Possibly a sorcerer. Transmutes water to bullets.

[Wait, holy shit, he might get to save someone! He is trying so hard not to giggle with delight.]

Easy! Shapeshifter and my other form is pretty sturdy. And large. One punch and they should be down.

Huh. So you are a mutant? Or was it an accident? Ah! Or an alien!

No offense, citizen, but I am not at liberty to reveal the source of my power.

But I'm totally not an alien.

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You're just going to go and one-punch a stranger because of something a child said on the network?

It's like I don't even have to try anymore.

...Yeah, but it sounds like people are in danger and it's kinda in the job description to stop that stuff.

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Children do not lie.

And I have a witness.

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How could someone turn water into bullets?

Magic? The transubstantiation of war? I don't know.

Maybe they're bluffing.

Ah. No. It legit happened. He turned my squirt gun into a regular gun. I even shot at him.

...in self defense. Of course.

..who do you call for something like that?

Uh.

I do not know exactly, thus the open post.

--sorry, talking to myself!

I hope you find someone to help deal with that.

Before, you know, there's blood and death everywhere.

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[Yep. Still annoyed that her gun is gone. And that she even had a gun in the first place.]

How do you build a pillow fort?

With pillows. And blankets. And cake.

Still upset about the gun thing?

A bit, yeah.

The important thing is, no one was hurt and everyone learned a good lesson.

Yeah, I guess. It was still a shitty thing for that guy to do.

Yes, it was.

We ought to get him back somehow.

I dunno if that's a good idea. I mean, I'm usually all for this kinda thing, but I usually know more about who I'm going after.

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