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[Serrure is visibly worried, teeth digging into his lower lip, eyes wide. The expression might be false, but one could never tell.] Attention, attention! Some villainous person is going about turning the water into bullets with seeming no provocation.

Innocent people could be harmed, killed even, the innocent diversion of this curse smeared with blood and ... uh... death.

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[Oh yes, costumed vigilante, go. Andy is answering this in full superhero attire, mask included.]

Where? I'll stop them!

[You just get the most ... dubious look. Like. Ever.]

And who are you?

How could someone turn water into bullets?

Magic? The transubstantiation of war? I don't know.

[Who is he? Who is he? Geez, kids these days.]

The Jersey Devil, superhero. You... probably haven't heard of me, but yeah. Superhero.

Sounds vaguely familiar. [He's thinking of Daredevil.]

How are you at facing magic users? Possibly a sorcerer. Transmutes water to bullets.

[Wait, holy shit, he might get to save someone! He is trying so hard not to giggle with delight.]

Easy! Shapeshifter and my other form is pretty sturdy. And large. One punch and they should be down.

Huh. So you are a mutant? Or was it an accident? Ah! Or an alien!

Maybe they're bluffing.

No offense, citizen, but I am not at liberty to reveal the source of my power.

But I'm totally not an alien.

You're just going to go and one-punch a stranger because of something a child said on the network?

It's like I don't even have to try anymore.

Ah. No. It legit happened. He turned my squirt gun into a regular gun. I even shot at him.

...in self defense. Of course.

...citizen?

Well. How am I to know you are the correct man for the job?

...Yeah, but it sounds like people are in danger and it's kinda in the job description to stop that stuff.

Children do not lie.

And I have a witness.

..who do you call for something like that?

Uh.

I do not know exactly, thus the open post.

Ask him if anyone was hurt; if there was even a single gunshot injury anywhere in his vicinity. Go on. Ask him.

--sorry, talking to myself!

Another delinquent.

I hope you find someone to help deal with that.

Before, you know, there's blood and death everywhere.

Not at all. We were not the ones attempting to start a massacre.

To tell the truth, I am inside, so not terribly worried about the ensuing massacre that will likely happen.

I... Fine.

If I were trying to start a massacre, would I have put a gun in the hands of a child who would immediately fire it at me?

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