(text ; lies from a lying liar )

[ioudas]

could someone please help me? i fear that this is was not at all covered by my governess. firstly, please pardon my terrible punctuation; these things are quite cumbersome to write with and i fear that it is quite hard to use this properly. i doubt if they had these sorts of things in london during the fair that they would catch on, would they?

confound it all, i seem to have digressed. you see, i am quite new to this city and i was writing if i could get some assistance? my name is marian (a pleasure to meet you, though a little early to say if i might add) and last i remember i was on a train from kent to see my aunt and uncle about entering society. in fact, there was to be a ball in london held in my honor. if someone could kindly please show me how to get home, i would be most in your debt.

sincerely yours,

miss c. marian
july 20th, 1893

(... heh, pretending like a 16 year old girl should get him some help.)

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[ticky]

( what. the. fuck. )

[ticky]

( this whole thing looks pretty damn unremarkable until he reaches the end of it.

"miss c. marian" and that suspicious as fuck date. he's been here long enough to know that is certainly not the norm and that's a bit too close to home. )

[ticky]

( miss c. marian.

miss.

c.

marian. )

[ticky]

( why were all of the exorcists always idiots? clearly, the general wasn't expecting him to be here.

god, and here he was told that there weren't any of them in the city.

he considers for a moment and this might not be him, but he's willing to risk it. who the hell else would write something so ridiculous? )

[ticky]

( however—

at least this meant he wasn't going to get bored any time soon. thank god for that. )

[ticky]

( he had always figured that the general wasn't as dead as the rumours implied. now, the only thing was—

how fast could he kill him? here or there, the general's still a wanted man. )

text; 7/7

[ticky]

sorry miss
but it looks like youre just right out of luck.

(text.)

[ioudas]

oh dear ): well thank you. should there ever arise a need for anything grave, i shall know who to avoid in the future.

[srslynotguy]

Lady Marian, I'm afraid I can't be of help with the matter of showing you a way to return to your world. To my knowledge, there is no one - certain - way to return to our worlds.

However, if you need help in finding a place to stay at, I can be off assistance.

[ Gullible :x ]

(permatext.)

[ioudas]

oh, how kind! perhaps you could lend me a map? i would hate for a young man such as yourself to waste your time on me. (and discover that miss c. marian is actually a 6'6 dude.)

[srslynotguy]

I wouldn't be wasting my time at all. As a knight, it is my honor to be of help as much as possible.

[ He'd be taken back but if the guy needs help... it don't matter if he's 6'6"!!!!!! ]

[child_radical]

You're stuck here and returning isn't up to you. Brace for curses and general amounts of idiocy and trauma.

[ioudas]

curses? that is rather occult, isn't it?

text; she's drunk

[sealegs]

dalring if you want to ay somethin just say it. all this readiga is givin me a headache.

(text.)

[ioudas]

help, i need it.

and some of whatever you've been having.

(text.)

[sealegs]

ahaha yod can tell ca you. sgood not the bst but he im drunk ae't i

cit's ufll of help so stop by vicotlas and o'll buy a round.

[wouldnotkindly]

[Since his last trip home to Rapture, Jack's been a little more cautious about being quick to help complete strangers, especially if he can't even see their face. But if there really is a young girl here who needs help, and if she really is from that time period...]

EXCUSE ME MISS BUT IF YOU STILL NEED HELP I CAN COME SHOW YOU AROUND IF YOU WOULD LIKE ?

[ioudas]

a map would surely suffice. i would not want to put you out...

[wouldnotkindly]

I DONT THINK THERE IS A MAP ? AT LEAST I DONT KNOW WHERE THERE IS ONE SO I AM SORRY
ANYWAY BELIEVE ME IT WUOLD NOT BE ANY TROUBLE

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[thenormalsquint]

Sorry, sweetheart. You can't get home.

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[ioudas]

but, there are people waiting for me! i surely cannot miss my own ball.

( Video )

[confined_to_briah]

Tell me about your current surroundings.

(text.)

[ioudas]

the fountain, i believe. in the middle of a plaza?

video;

[asofwar]

They allow you to use your voice to communicate as well, should you prefer it to the writing.

permatext

[ioudas]

...how is such a thing possible? could it be that this is some sort of golem?