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[boutant]

[ From the look of things, Ariadne appears to be in the Inception House's kitchen, staring intently at a piece of paper in front of a cookie jar. There's a pen in her hand, the tip pressed to the paper, but every time she goes to write something, she ends up shaking her head and stilling. This continues for several minutes before she finally starts to write. Once she's finished, the pen is set down and the paper held up so the camera can see what she wrote: Pancake. Once the camera has seen it, she begins to whisper. ]

I'm sorry Pancake, but I can't afford to let you turn against me and vote with Arthur because he offered you more treats. I have to vote you off the island.

[ With that said, Ariadne folds the paper in half and places it in the cookie jar, the feeding cutting out as she turns her back. ]

Comments

[punchedhitler]

Ariadne, I don't think dogs have the vote.

[boutant]

He's a contestant, he can vote.

[punchedhitler]

A contestant in what?

[boutant]

Survivor. [ DUH STEVE ]

[punchedhitler]

Survivor? Survive what?

[boutant]

The elements, each other, the challenges, and tribal council.

[ Never mind that she's standing in her kitchen. ]

[punchedhitler]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[boutant]

We compete in challenges. When we were two tribes we won food, supplies, and fun rewards -- as well as the right not to go to tribal council. Now we win rewards and personal immunity so we can't be voted off at tribal council.

[punchedhitler]

Voted off where?

[boutant]

The island.

Well. The game, anyway. Technically they keep you on the island.

[punchedhitler]

Do they kill you?

[boutant]

What? No. They put you up in a nice room and feed you.

We voted Eames off the other day. He's probably having the time of his life.

[punchedhitler]

This doesn't seem logical.

[boutant]

It's a reality game show. Of course it's not logical.

[punchedhitler]

I've heard of that "reality TV."

It doesn't seem very real.

[boutant]

Survivor's pretty cool because it's a gameshow too, so on top of people being people, we have to compete in challenges. I like that.

[punchedhitler]

I saw that one with that Snooki dame.

I don't think that's a real name.

[boutant]

[ There's a face pulled here. ]

No, I don't think it is either.

[punchedhitler]

It was pretty awful.

[boutant]

I know.

I think Eames likes it, though.

[punchedhitler]

He does?

[boutant]

I think so, yeah. Maybe just to laugh at it.