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[negativegate]

I just have one question for whoever's listening.

Wanna see how much I can increase your aerflow?

[ooc: Cursed to talk in pick-up lines. Terrible science-y or blastia ones, mostly...]

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[negativegate]

Because I went back, forgot everything, and then I returned here and my memories came back.

[mortemscintilla]

That's rough.

[ Such a convincing moue of sympathy. ]

Anyone you know here? Family? Friends?

[negativegate]

Of course there are. Even if I didn't have anyone from home, you don't think I'd seriously go years without making any friends, do you?

[...Okay, so she went the first fifteen years of her life like that, but. Details.]

[mortemscintilla]

I guess you're right about that.

[ Join the club, girlie. Contractors like him don't make 'friends'. ]

You must've seen some interesting things in this place. Right?

[negativegate]

[No power of friendship moments for him, huh]

'Interesting' is one way to put it...

I'll show you something that'll blow your mind if you want it.

[Return of the curse!]

[mortemscintilla]

[ He gets a few in the finale. He just doesn't talk about them. ]

...Blow my mind?

I'm sorry. Is there something wrong with you?

[negativegate]

[At least they're there!]

There's not--I-I'm cursed!

[mortemscintilla]

Ah!

So these are the curses I keep hearing of. [ Shelving the information away. ] They really make you do things you don't want to?

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[negativegate]

We don't have to do anything you don't want.

[negativegate]

I mean... Obviously.

[mortemscintilla]

[ A wistful smile. ]

Well, I guess this one's not so bad.

You'll laugh about it a few days from now.

[negativegate]

[She still has enough of her senses to be embarrassed.]

I won't be doing any laughing!

[mortemscintilla]

[ He will. But in secret. ]

Is it really so bad?

I've heard worse come-ons, if you want the truth.

[negativegate]

Of course it is! I don't want anyone hearing them at all!

I'd rather hear other sounds coming from us.

[mortemscintilla]

[ Rita. ]

[ Oh Rita. ]

[ Watch him laugh. ]

[ Sorry. He can't help himself. ]

[negativegate]

[nkjanksjd j-jerk-!]

W-why are you laughing?!

[mortemscintilla]

[ Jerk doesn't come close to it. ]

I'm - [ Breathlessly. ] I'm sorry.

It's just funny. You have to admit.

[negativegate]

[It works for her!]

It is not funny!

--It's not the size of the vector that counts; it's how you apply it.



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[mortemscintilla]

...Vector?

[ Biting his lip. Trying so hard not to LOL. ]

That's one I haven't heard before. I have to admit.

[negativegate]

I-it's not like I came up with it!

[mortemscintilla]

I know. Just the curse.

Try not to let it bother you much.

[negativegate]

You think I'm bothered?!

[It's not that she intends it as a trick question...]

[mortemscintilla]

A little bit, maybe.

[negativegate]

Well, maybe I want to get you all hot and bothered!

[--DAMMIT]

[mortemscintilla]

Wow.

This really is a strong curse.

[ He will lol forever. ]