gotashortfuse: (Girl!Ehhhhhhh)
Michael ([personal profile] gotashortfuse) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-07-14 11:51 am
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[There is a girl on the screen who has long red hair and a very familiar tattoo on her face... She really does not look happy at all.]

This shit is not funny. Turn me back right now. I don't wanna be a damn girl.

[Michael looks down at his new body and sort of stares a bit.]

RAPHAEL! HELP ME!

[Yeah. Totally stomping out of his room to go to him. That stupid doctor should be able to fix this, right?]
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dignity_misery: (i will not let you)

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[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-07-18 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I do it instead, if you like.

[You make it so easy, Michael 8(]
gotashortfuse: (Girl!Ehhhhhhh)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-07-18 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
....do what?

[DOES HE EVEN WANT TO KNOW?]
dignity_misery: (to your screenplay life)

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[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-07-18 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
It's not going to lick itself.

[Just saying!]
dignity_misery: (what are you after?)

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[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-07-18 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
You are always so dense. Haven't you ever seen a clitoris in your life? How many centuries have you had to figure this out?
gotashortfuse: (Girl!Ehhhhhhh)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-07-18 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
What's a clitoris?

[Yeah...he has no idea.]
dignity_misery: (it's hollow and it's cold)

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[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-07-18 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
You should put your hand between your legs.
gotashortfuse: (Girl!Oops)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-07-18 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Hang on, he's looking down there and...]

There's nothin' down there.
dignity_misery: (you're a disaster)

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[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-07-18 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
You'll have to curl your fingers in a little.

[She adds helpfully,]

Circular motion.
gotashortfuse: (Girl!Mumble Mumble)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-07-18 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[The problem with the instructions is that he missed that part where he was supposed to touch himself. So...he's totally making the motion at the air before looking up confused.]

I don't get it.
dignity_misery: (we used to love each other)

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[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-07-18 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Snort.]

Women keep their junk inside that slit. It's the button right at the top.

[She did use the word button just to be misleading, it's true.]
gotashortfuse: (Girl!Ehhhhhhh)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-07-18 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
...I still don't get what the hell I'm lookin' for. That's air.
dignity_misery: (just pass the time)

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[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-07-18 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Raphael is such a spoilsport...]

You might need a mirror if Raphael isn't going to explain.
gotashortfuse: (Girl!My Point Is Always Right)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-07-18 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'll make him tell me then!
dignity_misery: (ever been afraid like this)

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[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-07-18 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely. I don't know where he gets off leaving you so ignorant.

[ Totally indignant in your name, bro. ]

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-18 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[oh god michael what are you doing what is she telling you to do]

Stop it.
bedsidemanners: raphael and michael's fist (what're you trying to prove)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-18 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Don't-- this isn't appropriate.
gotashortfuse: (Girl!Mumble Mumble)

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[personal profile] gotashortfuse 2012-07-18 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, what's a clitoris.
bedsidemanners: i hope barbiel's not nurse chapel now (i'm a miracle worker not a doctor)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-18 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
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It's a female sexual organ.
bedsidemanners: a case of nerves (but it's not that way)

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[personal profile] bedsidemanners 2012-07-18 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
It helps a girl get off.

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