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[There is a girl on the screen who has long red hair and a very familiar tattoo on her face... She really does not look happy at all.]

This shit is not funny. Turn me back right now. I don't wanna be a damn girl.

[Michael looks down at his new body and sort of stares a bit.]

RAPHAEL! HELP ME!

[Yeah. Totally stomping out of his room to go to him. That stupid doctor should be able to fix this, right?]

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[Hang on, he's looking down there and...]

There's nothin' down there.

You'll have to curl your fingers in a little.

[She adds helpfully,]

Circular motion.

[The problem with the instructions is that he missed that part where he was supposed to touch himself. So...he's totally making the motion at the air before looking up confused.]

I don't get it.

[Snort.]

Women keep their junk inside that slit. It's the button right at the top.

[She did use the word button just to be misleading, it's true.]

...I still don't get what the hell I'm lookin' for. That's air.

[Raphael is such a spoilsport...]

You might need a mirror if Raphael isn't going to explain.

Wait so he knows?

He does.

I'll make him tell me then!

Absolutely. I don't know where he gets off leaving you so ignorant.

[ Totally indignant in your name, bro. ]

I'm not ignorant!

Profoundly ignorant.

AM NOT!

Ask him about the prostate next.

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[oh god michael what are you doing what is she telling you to do]

Stop it.

...Huh? Stop what?

Don't-- this isn't appropriate.

Hey, what's a clitoris.

...

It's a female sexual organ.

WHAT?!

It helps a girl get off.

THAT'S GROSS! SHE SAID SHE'D LICK ME THERE!

[He still has no idea where it is but THAT ISN'T THE POINT.]

[raphael winces. and while he doesn't have enough decency left to flush, he at least shakes his head.]

She was joking.

[with any luck.]

Oi! What's a prostate?

Don't listen to Carla anymore.

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