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[gotashortfuse]

[There is a girl on the screen who has long red hair and a very familiar tattoo on her face... She really does not look happy at all.]

This shit is not funny. Turn me back right now. I don't wanna be a damn girl.

[Michael looks down at his new body and sort of stares a bit.]

RAPHAEL! HELP ME!

[Yeah. Totally stomping out of his room to go to him. That stupid doctor should be able to fix this, right?]

Comments

[beyourarmy]

Should've burned him. Hope that punch leaves a mark.

He does that again, kick his ass, Michael.

And maybe you should get someone else to help you?

[gotashortfuse]

Huh? Why?

[beyourarmy]

So he doesn't do it again.

[gotashortfuse]

If he does I'll just hit 'im again.

[beyourarmy]

Alright, Michael. But still. You could just prevent it by asking someone else for help, you know?

[gotashortfuse]

What for? He's helping.

[beyourarmy]

Okay, okay. As long as he's actually doing something that ISN'T perverted.

[gotashortfuse]

He's a perv. He's gonna do something again.

[beyourarmy]

....

But you're his friend, aren't you? That's just.... What a jerk.

[gotashortfuse]

Yeah he is. So?

[beyourarmy]

So? He should have more respect for you!

[gotashortfuse]

He does.

If I punch him then that means no.

If some chick punches him, he probably thinks that she's just jokin' around.

[beyourarmy]

...let me rephrase that.

He should respect women more, and not do that shit at all. And you as his friend should definitely be off limits.

[gotashortfuse]

Why the hell are ya so pissy?

[beyourarmy]

Because he shouldn't do things like that to you! It's wrong. And rude. It's more than just perverted!

And you're his friend! You deserve better treatment! [And Kira's not here to play big brother. Someone's gotta do it.]

[gotashortfuse]

[LOOK OUT WORLD HERE COMES RARE SERIOUS MICHAEL.]

Look! I go and do shit to him all the time when I stop his sex times and break his house! And I don't announce visits!

That doesn't mean he's not respecting me so shut up!

[beyourarmy]

Oh, so it's just a mutual thing between you two.

[gotashortfuse]

Got a problem with our friendship?

[beyourarmy]

No. Not if it's mutual.

[gotashortfuse]

Then stop bein' all pissy and moody like a damn girl!

[beyourarmy]

Huh? Looking out for you is not being pissy like a girl.

It's being pissy like a friend.

[gotashortfuse]

Girls get all freaky like that, dumbass! Guys don't do that shit!

[...At least not for this example. Details.]

[beyourarmy]

Yeah, they do. Well, normally I'd just go punch Raphael in the face, but I was talking to you, not him.

Now I know to just stay out of it.

[gotashortfuse]

[Blinking.]

What's the point in punching someone I already punched?

[beyourarmy]

Good point. Another reason I'm not doing it.