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[gotashortfuse]

[There is a girl on the screen who has long red hair and a very familiar tattoo on her face... She really does not look happy at all.]

This shit is not funny. Turn me back right now. I don't wanna be a damn girl.

[Michael looks down at his new body and sort of stares a bit.]

RAPHAEL! HELP ME!

[Yeah. Totally stomping out of his room to go to him. That stupid doctor should be able to fix this, right?]

Comments

[beyourarmy]

No. Not if it's mutual.

[gotashortfuse]

Then stop bein' all pissy and moody like a damn girl!

[beyourarmy]

Huh? Looking out for you is not being pissy like a girl.

It's being pissy like a friend.

[gotashortfuse]

Girls get all freaky like that, dumbass! Guys don't do that shit!

[...At least not for this example. Details.]

[beyourarmy]

Yeah, they do. Well, normally I'd just go punch Raphael in the face, but I was talking to you, not him.

Now I know to just stay out of it.

[gotashortfuse]

[Blinking.]

What's the point in punching someone I already punched?

[beyourarmy]

Good point. Another reason I'm not doing it.

[gotashortfuse]

You're weird.

[beyourarmy]

No more weird than you guys.

[gotashortfuse]

We are not weird.

[beyourarmy]

Yeah, you are.

Wouldn't grope my friend if he got turned into a girl.

[gotashortfuse]

That's because you're you, stupid.

[beyourarmy]

And it's just weird.

[gotashortfuse]

I already said you were weird.

[beyourarmy]

And so are you and Raphael.

[gotashortfuse]

Have you seen how fucked up Heaven is?

We're normal.

[beyourarmy]

Yes, I have. And no, you're still weird. The rest of the place is just majorly messed up.

[gotashortfuse]

So what's normal supposed ta be?

[beyourarmy]

...now that you mention it...not really sure. Never seen it.

[gotashortfuse]

So maybe we're normal then.

[beyourarmy]

Like I said. Never seen it, so you can't be.

[gotashortfuse]

Never seen it, so we could be.

[beyourarmy]

Nope. 'Cause then I'd've seen it by now.

[gotashortfuse]

That makes no sense.

[beyourarmy]

No, it makes perfect sense.

If I've never seen normal before, then you can't be normal, or I would've already seen it.