action:

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[When you're eleven years old and the first thing you see when you turn on the networking device while eating breakfast is a bunch of naked people, there's only one answer.

Defenestration. Right out the window the device goes and if it lands on someone, Mindy makes no apologies. Especially if you're naked. You totally deserve it, then.]

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action;

[metaman]

[Abed neatly sidesteps the flying network device as he leaves a present on Mindy's doorstep.

How'd he find her address? Who knows.]

action;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Abed is now her hero and has started a life-long obsession of having ALL THE HELLO KITTY BACKPACKS! Well done, you!]

action;

[metaman]

[He takes his duties as her bro very seriously.]

Action; Why not? Snark is good.

[child_radical]

[At the same time while the device is falling from the sky, Huey's walking while trying not to look at most people on the street for two reasons. One, some people's bodies are just that terrifying. Second, there were a decent number of good looking women walking about in the buff.

His perverted side which he'd been trying to suppress was HIGHLY pleased and at times overriden his logic, which for the most part kept him distracted and allowed the device to hit him on the head instead of dodging like he'd normally do.

Annoyed, the boy goes from observing the eye candy and poison to looking at the device which conked him on the skull. Picking up the device he looks up to see an open window and narrow his eyes.]

Hey, moron! Is throwing your crap out of a window all the rave these days?!

snark is the best.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Mindy meanwhile sticks to not showing her face and instead opts to shout back;]

It's much better than the current trend going on right now! Just give the device back when it's over and I'll apologize then.

[child_radical]

[On a normal day he'd walk away but not today. Mindy your careless actions have just awoken his inner jerk.]

You could've just shut the damn thing off!

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Tried that. It kept turning itself back on.

[Eh. She's used to jerks.]

[child_radical]

Then toss it in a damn drawer and not out a goddamn window!

[Coming back at you through your window at a metaphorical Mach 1 is your device. Catch.]

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[She does, after it hits her in the head. Okay. Defenestration is now off her list. How about smashing it with a hammer? Is that acceptable?]

I can do whatever I fucking want with this thing.

[Except for throw it out a window, as mentioned before.]

[child_radical]

[A hammer probably wouldn't work knowing how silly things get in The City.]

Then be responsible with it.