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[thenormalsquint]

[Yes, this is a video feed. Yes, a full video feed of Angela stretched out on a lawn chair placed on her fire escape as she suns herself on a rare day off. Enjoy seeing parts of Angela that some of you have never seen or may have wished to or may have wished not to ever see in your life.

Somebody has absolutely no shame. None at all.]

Today reminds me of that time I lived in the nudist colony way back in my twenties. Tons of fun and a lot of sunburns. Use your sunblock today. Don't bother with a hat. It'll just look stupid.

Comments

[child_radical]

Actually I was going to say...damn. [Old Dean's influence on this one, Angela.]

And that I'm really not surprised you were in a nudist colony.

[thenormalsquint]

[Easy, Huey. Keep that up and you'll end up becoming more like Riley.]

It was a try it once thing and I had fun so I stuck around.

[child_radical]

[He's trying to be a good boy, really he is but the whole rising amount of hormones and all that throws a slight wrench in that plan from time to time.]

You're definitely the definition of a free spirit.

[thenormalsquint]

[Angela understands. As awkward as it can be, she understands. Now take a cold shower.]

I'd like to take that as a compliment.

[child_radical]

[Cold showers are smalltime, zen meditation in meat lockers is all the rave these days.]

Feel free to do so.

[thenormalsquint]

Don't go around touching, by the way. Feel free to look, but control your hands.

[Life advice from Angela.]

[child_radical]

That won't be happening since I'm not possessed by a monster this time around.

[thenormalsquint]

There are such things called hormones that come with a monster called puberty.

[child_radical]

I'd like to think my moral center hasn't become so skewed Simone discovering my appreciation of the female form.

[thenormalsquint]

Well, you haven't become your brother yet, so I think you still have a chance at life.

Autocorrect...my eternal enemy while doing mobile posts.

[child_radical]

That's one insurmountable gap that I'll never be able to cross.

I am so well versed in AC that I knew instantly what you meant lol

[thenormalsquint]

I'm not sure it's a gap anybody would want to cross anyway.

[child_radical]

Well, I'm going to try and keep my mind on track and probably fail a few times in the process.

You just keep tanning and being a eye-pleasing distraction for some poor sap that's probably checking the network while walking.

[thenormalsquint]

It's fine. It's natural, Huey. Just find some girls your age to fail with. And then bring them to me for approval before you start calling them your girlfriend.

Hey, if they bump into something and injure themselves, not my fault.

[child_radical]

Wait...why do I have to bring them to you for approval?

[thenormalsquint]

You think I'm going to let you run around and get your tiny teenaged heart broken by any girl? Never happening.