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[Yes, this is a video feed. Yes, a full video feed of Angela stretched out on a lawn chair placed on her fire escape as she suns herself on a rare day off. Enjoy seeing parts of Angela that some of you have never seen or may have wished to or may have wished not to ever see in your life.

Somebody has absolutely no shame. None at all.]

Today reminds me of that time I lived in the nudist colony way back in my twenties. Tons of fun and a lot of sunburns. Use your sunblock today. Don't bother with a hat. It'll just look stupid.

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I really want to give you back what's in my freezer right now.

[It maaaaaay all be lip but dammit Angela.]

After all this time? I'm not interested in it today. Deal with it.

[Oh look, it's Hater House. Surprise. She manages to jog every now and then and it pays off.]

You can't say I didn't offer.

{Oh look, it's scornin' Angela. The sky is indeed blue.]

It's too late for a peace offering. It's only taken you how many years? It probably has freezer burn now. Not good for the vaginal area, by the way. You should know that, Doctor.

[No, it's green. Angela says so, just to be disagreeable.]

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Someone looks comfortable.

[Oh god, it's Eames. RUIN HER DAY WITH GUILT ON HOW SHE BEHAVED THE OTHER DAY, WHY DON'T YOU, LITTLE BRITISH MAN?]

There's no other way to be right now.

[ IT'S WHAT HE DOES BEST LET'S BE REAL ]

So if I'd been nude the other day...?

You would have been nude.

[Said flatly.]

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[ Okay.

Okay. Audio it is then, because he's not sure what's going on right now, but too many people are wandering around naked. ]

You actually lived in a nudist colony?

For three months, yep. Best summer of my life, aside for the ones I spent in Paris.

[Relax, Teddy. Bodies are natural.]

[ Well, okay, sure they are but he's maybe still a little bit weirded out by naked people. New York is cold like a lot of the time. He can't imagine people wanting to be naked. ]

You like to travel?

[Only during the winter and most of the fall. It gets nastily hot during the summer and going naked is the best way to deal with that.]

Love it. I don't know how anybody can just stay in one place when there's so much to see and do. [People, included.]

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Do you think shoes count as naked? Because it is all well and good until someone steps on a nail, and then it ends it tetanus.

Depends on the shoes, really. Flip flops and sandals are allowed. Boots are banned.

[She's not even going to cover herself up for a kid. He's thirteen. He's probably seen tits before, right?]

[He can't remember ever having seen it, but he gets the feeling he has. Ah, amnesia, makes things interesting. But he's also French and thus the stigma doesn't apply.]

Boots would simply be awkward.