71-Always happy to re-meet some fans. If there are any fans of his anymore.

[amansgottadowhat]

[Voice Post]

And so soon do we citizens have the pleasure of our favorite time of year. As always, I am ready to assist anyone in need of it, be it getting around, some of the ruder inhabitants of the City, or merely each other. I look forward to seeing all of you.

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: Anything goes! Do your worst maybe. He may or may not try to latch onto someone at midnight in hopes he goes with them. Theme for this year's amusing links? Two Best Friends Play.]

Comments

voice;

[hexappeal]

In my experience, people who readily offer their help like this usually aren't particularly helpful.

voice;

[amansgottadowhat]

Oh, really? You must have had some poor experiences, then. I assure you that I am nothing if not serious about my desire to help people.

voice;

[hexappeal]

Really. So cool it a little, boyscout. There's only one Superman and you aren't him.

voice;

[amansgottadowhat]

Of course I'm not.

[Get ready to laugh.]

I'm Captain Hammer.

voice;

[hexappeal]

Seriously?

[No, she won't. It's probably themed. Like his arms can turn into hammers or something. She doesn't know (or care all that much, tbh). There are worse names where she comes from.]

Zatanna. I don't have a secret identity. Too much of a hassle.

voice;

[amansgottadowhat]

[Rest assured, you would not want to see the hammer.]

Ah, how exotic. But no, I can't imagine that you would. [He doesn't realize that she's got powers yet.] Truth be told, neither do I. What you see is what you get.

voice;

[hexappeal]

[LMAO MIGHT BE SAYING THAT TO THE WRONG SUPER HEROINE...]

We're on voice option.

voice;

[amansgottadowhat]

[Would it help if he said "emhtiwxesevah"?]

[There is a long pause as he takes this into account.]

So we are! Too true. Allow me to re-state that. What I'm sure you will eventually see is what you'll eventually get.

You know. When you meet me.





In person. Not over voice function on the Network.

voice;

[hexappeal]

[If only the pronunciation were as easy as sounding it out backwards...]

That's assuming I am someone that you would like to meet. For all you know, I could be the sort to meet men over network-thingies and the second they turn around, I pants them. But you're welcome to buy me a drink.

voice;

[amansgottadowhat]

[Count your blessings.]

Well, perhaps that's a risk that I'm going to have to take.

Where shall I meet you, then, and what's your preferred drink?

voice;

[hexappeal]

[He ain't so bad for a fling. Just don't expect her to do pillow-talk, baby.]

I'd wear a belt, just in case.

You'll have to tell me. The only place I've been is the creepy underground bar. And an Americano will do. Wine tends to go hand-in-hand with making bad decisions for me.

voice;

[amansgottadowhat]

[You have no idea how much that works for him. How do you even talk to a pillow anyway?]

I'll make a note of it.

Yes, perhaps one on the surface would be better suited to us. The Blue Light is quite a nice little place. Do you need directions?

voice;

[hexappeal]

[Turn on that ol' Cap'n Hammer charm.]

Also make sure it's not too hard to remove. You know, just in case.

Directions would be helpful.