Audio: [filtered to friends, probably hackable.]

[charring]

Hey. Guys. It's Charlie. [Boy, doesn't she sound stressed.] Would...this is awkward.

This weekend sucks. I had one guy know my name at work and I don't wear a nametag. Nor have I ever seen them in my life. And they were on fire just standing there like it was no big deal. Maybe it was a curse. I don't know. It just bothered me a lot. And then when I left work, someone tried to eat me. Some...asshole vampire that hopefully is just here for the weekend. Whatever. Point is...I don't feel like bringing any of this home and I was wondering if I could stay with anyone for the weekend? Just until this whole shitstorm blows over. Or at least just...have people to be around constantly.


[A sigh, a small, annoyed laugh and then;] haven't felt this unsafe in years.

[Feed clicks out for a moment and then there's another message for Toph.] I'm still coming in for work. Just...I might try to keep things in the back away from everyone neat and all? I'm a bit jumpy and don't want to ...do anything idiotic.

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[last_gunslinger]

Deities who curse a city with no name...

[Yup. Gotta be dreaming.]

[charring]

[That's what everyone thinks, friend.]

I'm Charlie. [Because she doesn't want to go into further explanation as to why this place sucks.]

[last_gunslinger]

[CHARLIE. THAT IS THE WORST NAME EVER. DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW BAD THAT NAME IS? PSYCHOTIC, SENTIENT NOT-QUITE-FICTIONAL TRAINS NAMED "CHARLIE". THE HIGH SPEECH WORD "CHAR" THAT MEANS "DEATH" AND ONLY "DEATH". HOW MUCH WORSE CAN IT GET??? AND THIS IS YOUR NAME??? GOOD GRIEF.

... ... ...

It must be a sign.]

Charlie.

[Does he dare disturb the universe.]

[charring]

[HEY MAN! TALK TO HER PARENTS ABOUT THAT ONE OK...exceptwaityoucan't. THIS IS NOT HER FAULT DUDE DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST HER!]

Yes. That's me. Who are you?

[You are in a pocket dimension full of curses and scary-ass clowns and craziness good sir. Exactly how more disturbed can the universe get at the moment?]

[last_gunslinger]

[IT'S A SIGN. TOTALLY A SIGN.]

Roland.

[Nope. Say thankya, that's all you're getting.

If by that you mean "a dream"...]

[charring]

[>:|!!]

Pleasure to meet you, Roland.

[last_gunslinger]

[It's ka. Shut up.]

We are well met. Charlie.

[charring]

[>:|!!!!]

Hope you enjoy your stay here, Roland. And stay safe.

[last_gunslinger]

[ASLDKFJASKLDF >:|]

I'll try. For both.