022 - We Have Found Each Other Thirsty

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Visitors? More like pests.

.... The stupidity here just rises higher and higher.

[ A scornful huff. ]

As charming as your presence is, I'm in no mood for mindless chatter. Keep out of my way.

I wonder if she's out here? With her pitiful lapdog?

[Private to Diva ]

Let me know if any of these newcomers disturb you.

[ Private to Dr. Chase ]

I have something to ask. A request.


[OOC: 4th Wall is go! Have at him! Open for video/text/audio/action xD ]

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[worldofourown]

[ Blinkblink. ]

I see.

Not drunk. Just insane.

[ohnoes]

[SOBBING.]

So it is true! Dear Scaredy Bat has finally lost her extraordinary mind! Once she was so clever and now... AND NOW. What a horrific fate, spiraling ever so assuredly into dementia. Oh goodness but do spirals make me... woozy...

[She's starting to sway, her face going pale.]

xDDDDD LMFAO She's hilarious!

[worldofourown]

...A common frame of mind for you, doubtless.

I LOVE HER OK.

[ohnoes]

[She lifts a hand to her forehead, breathing heavily.]

...my name did not give it away...?

<333/loves on

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...I lost your name somewhere in that excessive - word vomit.

<33333333333333333

[ohnoes]

V-vomit? No! Do not even mention this word, I have such SUCH flashbacks I can hardly stand it! I can smell it already I-I-

[Am puking now, okay. Nice going, Karl.]

OMG he is just staring xD

[worldofourown]

[ ... ]

Charming.

it's the only rational response to someone this neurotic...

[ohnoes]

[Meekly,]

I... I am all right... [No. She is definitely not, her shoulders heaving again, eyes crossing, but nothing comes up.]

I am all right.

[No. Probably not, she's passing out, squeaking miserably as she shifts back into her bat form,]

Ruby... where are you....

xDD He'd lineface at her and bug her mercilessly xD

[worldofourown]

I didn't ask if you were.

[ ...She's a bat?... ]

...You're - a shapeshifter?

WORSE THAN BOOBOO

[ohnoes]

[She's not listening... she's mumbling to herself about her terrible demise, fretting about drowning in her own vomit or dehydrating or being trampled by pedestrians or eaten by dogs or attacked by pigeons of freezing to death in the night, all the while cry weakly and pawing at the sky.]

Dawww, booboo <33

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[ ... ]

[ He has a feeling this happens often to her. ]

...I see.

DAMMIT BOOBOO

[ohnoes]

[Sometimes more than once a day. She'll wake up.... eventually...]