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Don't quit your day job.

I like putting in part time.

Don't even do that.

Volunteer hours?

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[Cue laughing from Mindy. She's eleven. Of course she found this funny.]

[JUSTIFIED.]

How was business?

Pretty damn good, actually. No clue what I'm going to do with my take, though.

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Yesterday was fucking brilliant. I woke up this morning to quarts of hard lemonade. Good stuff.

Okay how do I get my hands on some of that?

Cash. Or a really hot sister. Or a blowjob if you're cute enough...honestly I'm easy.

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Hey, that's pretty funny.

Glad somebody appreciates it.

So many cynical people here. One ought to appreciate the small things in life.

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You're hilarious.

I bet you're puckering up right now.

At this rate I'm going to need stitches for my sides.

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Why would someone get sour over it?

Because it's lemons?

[SILENCE]

Oh. It's a joke.

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You ain't funny.

Yeah well you're funny looking.

Y'all wouldn't last two seconds at Open Mike Night.

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Most were sour to begin with.

[ Him included. ]

You ain't a fan either?

Most food tastes like chalk to me.

[ He's on an all-blood diet. ]

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