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[superbeast]

You know, I think I much rather prefer the days where my apartment gets invaded by a multitude of tiny animals.

[the video feed then gets angled down to get a shot of a couple of plates with neatly organized lemon squares. around them? a mess of lemons, powdered sugar, and other baking necessities-- enough of a giveaway that the kitchen has been in use for a while.]

... At least those situations have never ended up with this much of a mess before, surprisingly enough. Or required as much research.

[the feed focuses back on him, just quick enough to catch a shrug.] I probably shouldn't try to eat them all, if anyone would like some.



((ooc: Kogarasumaru base and Kaito&Gazelle apartment-- you each get a full tray left at your door with this note attached to them.))

Comments

[superbeast]

I hope not. But... try to eat your share before the day's over, just in case?

1/2

[errandry]

Preeeetty sure that'd get people after you, man.

[errandry]

My share?

[ people who haven't gone back to the base today -----^ this guy. ]

1/2

[superbeast]

Hey, I never said I was going to.

2/3 i lied

[superbeast]

Your share. Mm, I dropped some off. Supporting Kogarasumaru with... lemon flavored treats?

[superbeast]

... Or something akin to that without it sounding like I'm some sort of housewife.

1/2

[errandry]

Hey, you start comparing baby animals to pastries, people're gonna get ideas!

[errandry]

Thanks, though—and nah, you'd never make it in an apron. I don't even wanna think about that! Team cook?

[superbeast]

Good, please keep any strange thoughts to yourself-- On occasion, maybe.

[errandry]

—oi, you're the one who said housewife, that one was all you!

[superbeast]

Yes, but I never asked you to picture me in an apron.

[errandry]

What, like I did? It was a brain spasm, aprons go with the definition!

[superbeast]

That's quite dirty, Kazu.

[errandry]

No, it isn't—HOW.

1/3

[superbeast]

How is it not? Just think about it!

[superbeast]

... Wait, no, that's the opposite of what you should be doing--

[superbeast]

Stay in school and read books until you're older. This has been a public service announcement.

[errandry]

YOU'RE NOT EVEN THAT MUCH OLDER THAN US.

[superbeast]

It still counts!

[errandry]

... error, error! Hypocrisy detected, emergency red alert!

[superbeast]

No emergency or errors here, you're mistaken.

[errandry]

Pretty sure that mental image oughta count.

[superbeast]

I'm not sure if I should feel flattered or not.

[errandry]

—how would that even work as a compliment?

[superbeast]

...If I look really hard?