twenty ninth run → video;

[sixwinged]

[ BOOM!!! ]

[ in the background, several explosions go off one after the other. Agito, however, pays them no mind. ]

Who sells explosives? This idiot is going through them faster than I anticipated.

Oi--damn it, Agito, I CAN HEAR Y--

[ boom. ]

[ silence follows the last one for a few moments while Agito tilts his head towards the sound. a flying shark passes overhead just in time to be seen by the camera before it explodes. ]

[ ooc; firebrick red is Kazu. ]

Comments

[errandry]

[ ...................... ]

I can't tell if that's supposed to mean we oughta buy more balloons or if you wanna clone Agito.

[merespark]

[ laughs. ]

The latter would mean the end of the world, so perhaps not. Unless you really want to train under extreme conditions.

[errandry]

PASS. I'd take on triple the bombs and his cobra stash combined over that!

[merespark]

Have you recorded any of your earlier practices? I'd like to see them.

[ you can do a video transfer on this thing, can't you? ]

[errandry]

... I didn't think about recording 'em. I've got the READ data for the last year, though.

[merespark]

Then send it over when you can. I need to know where you stand.

[errandry]

I'll get it over this afternoon! You—got the program on your phone or anything?

[merespark]

It's on my phone.

Make sure no viruses come along or anything. All that porno you've downloaded probably had something nasty with it.

1/3

[errandry]

My computer's fine! But I can run a scan before—

[errandry]

[ wait, what did he just— ]

[errandry]

I DON'T KEEP PORN WITH MY DATA.

[merespark]

NOW I'M REALLY WORRIED

[errandry]

THERE IS NOTHING ON MY COMPUTER TO BE WORRIED ABOUT.


CAN PHONES EVEN GET VIRUSES?

[merespark]

Smartphones can.

Kazu, a computer without viruses and filth is like a body with no bruises. It's like it hasn't been used. Is that the message you want to send? [ way too serious tone for this awful conversation. ]

[errandry]

Ye—no—what the shit, that's totally beside the point!

[merespark]

It was all point and no bullshit. Just make sure you bleach every corner of your files before sending me the READ.

1/2

[errandry]

THERE IS NO UNIVERSE WHERE MY PORN SENDS ANY MESSAGES—

[errandry]

—you know what. I know how to run a scan.


I'm gonna go do that.